The Assistant Coach (36/?)
Title: The Assistant Coach
Rating: G
Pairing: Antonio Conte/Gianluigi Buffon; Bernd Schneider/Arturo Vidal (The Schneiders); Andrea Pirlo/Paolo de Ceglie; Mirko Vucinic/Fabio Quagliarella;
Character crew: Bernd Schneider, Arturo Vidal, Antonio Conte, Gianluigi Buffon and other members of Juventus FC crew and players from other leagues.
Special appeareance of Mirko Vucinic, Paolo de Ceglie, Fabio Quagliarella and Andrea Pirlo
Disclaimer: Everything displayed in this text is entire fiction and made up by Chelsea Lady
Warning: Unbetaed.
Special Warning: Swearing.
Summary: The Italian Job is the most important job ever taken, specially when is pioneer for being the first openly homosexual assistant coach
in Italy. Prepare for the change.
In this part - The reception at Turin-Caselle airport will have a little surprise.
Previously on The Assistant Coach
"Hope they did a good job" Bernd tells to Arturo.
"Ha... you...ehrm, lustig..." Arturo says.
"Hope so." Schnix says "Hey... Alessandra is very hidden today"
"Their parents knew about her pregnancy" Arturo says "Togno got to tell them through Skype.
But they said that even they didn't like the decision of giving the baby to adoption for...parents like us, at least she chose life."
"But I guess he didn't tell them the plan of financing a birth control method..."
"Nope. Alessandra also figured out that the father of the baby impregnated another girl more from her Curva. A friend told her, from the tifosi"
"Oh, holy...! Poor Alessandra..."
"She will deliver Allegra and will come back home after giving birth. Everything is ready."
"Yeah. They need a honeymoon" Bernd says "Vittoria and her can stay with us... and...what about the appeal Gianluigi did at the court?"
"Well, they said twice no. He will go to the Supreme Court. From Family Court from Torino, nope. From Appeal Court of Piamonte, nope. So, he will go
to the Supreme. And then, he will go to European Union in Brussels if they say no. If they say yes, he will kick asses. It will be historical!
Ha! You kick asses first, then Togno and now Gigi would do...haahahaha!! Is a revolutionary road, damn!"
Bernd caressed Arturo's hairstyle.
"Good cuts, but I missed the tiger scratch...is like...rawwr..."
Meanwhile, at the airport, Paolo was looking for something. Andrea was seriously in trouble looking for him.
"Don't worry" Mirko tells him "He will be back"
Fabio was holding his hand, expecting the jet to come. Also tifosi were at the airport, waiting for the just married couple.
"Where's Paolo?"
"Andrea is like crazy looking for him."
"I'm back!"
"Sick this mother fucker!" Andrea says.
"What is that?"
"Surprise" Paolo answers.
Andrea was the only one who knew the content. The rest of the team doesn't know about Paolo's bagpiping talent.
"Why you are with skirt, man?" Andrea says.
"Don't you know? Is part of the number...I just got the keys for '11 leoni'... I got it from hearing."
"Huh! Those days I heard that messed bagpipe!"
"Indeed it was the flute without the bag which gives the bass" Paolo explains.
"Huuuuh...capisco."
Storari and Pogba were outside expecting for the jet.
Meanwhile, inside the jet, the pilot was making the moves for landing.
"Holy crap...hope journalists can't bomb us with questions."
"Don't worry, Antonio. Just hold my hand" Buffon comforts.
At the other side, Paolo was with his bianconeri kilt, an Argyll jacket and a sporran.
"You look cool like that..."
Mirko made an impersonation of Angry Bird Leia. Quagsy knew what it was about. But he frowned while seeing Paolo with Highland dress.
Then, Paul gave the signal, so as Storari:
"The jet is here!"
The entire team was with a red carpet outside of the airport. Paolo already had his instrument assembled and ready to play. Players were from left to
right.
Vucinic was behind Quaglia, as agreed on the traced plan. Then, they expected to open the door. And it did.
"When I see Mister Conte"
"Kay"
Antonio and Gianluigi arrived. The signal got executed and Paolo tapped with his foot the pulse. The bag was full of air and began to play the famous
and fast song:
"Noi si vogliamo, undici leoni, leoni, leoni"
Paolo was playing the melody with the bagpipe, while the others were recieving the couple with baskets full of white petals on them and throwing also
on the floor. The chants and the fast Paolo's bagpiping was heard. Antonio grins while he saw de Ceglie play it.
Gianluigi winks him and keeps playing. Andrea represented him with a grin. The Schneiders and Alessandra with Vittoria got down from the jet and escorted
Juventus crew to the entrance.
The tifosi saw the just married couple and began to throw flowers and confetti at the airport. Paolo changed from "11 leoni" to "Scotland the Brave"
from a while to another. Fans yelled loud while Paolo kept bagpiping with the couple. After finishing the melody, they were playing Antonio's official
song "Antonio Conte é il nostro capitano" and tifosi chanted to be in harmony with bagpiping.
"Holy shit! Paolo everytime amaze me even more and more each day. I love him so much!" Andrea states in the middle of the celebration.
"He is a rocking person!" Vucinic stated.
Then, a DJ was out there with a laptop and a mixer.
"What?" Arturo said.
"The best is yet to come" Bernd says.
The DJ was nothing but Storari, the second goalie.
"Okay everyone, clear the area, per favore. Gli sposari... per favore, piu spazio per gli sposari, per favore."
The tifosi were around the area and the players made a circle to let the just married couple get into.
"Now, I want you, to make one minute of silence... one minute of silence for Elizabetta Muscarello and Andrea Agnelli. They couldn't do it, but they
are in our hearts and made them be free"
Everyone was holding hands. Vittoria said:
"Why mummy?"
Iker consoled her while the minute was going on. Then the minute concluded and everyone applauded, but some booed because of Agnelli.
After that, Storari says:
"Okay, Mister?"
"Okay"
"Okay...put in position now. Get ready for party!!"
Then, the intro sounded and everyone drove crazy ("Keep it Comin'" was very popular in 1990's Italy, specially in Turin and Rome clubs)
The choreography was executed according to Holger's sequence.
"Holy dear...whoooa! Gigi!"
Tifosi were in standing ovation watching Gianluigi's Worm and Antonio's Spider.
Then, both stand next to each other and made a synchronized worm. The tifosi ovationed them with their dance skills, while they danced together.
Between tango and American tap.
When the outro was played, Gianluigi finished with the leg to the top of his head and Antonio with his legs in extended angle.
"Whoooaaaa! Whoooa! Let's cheer up the Buffon Contes!!! In da house!!"
The ovation was blowing up the airport.
Indeed, April 20th was the most beautiful day for Juventini and non-Juventini. It was the day that definitely the new football era in Italy began.
One more step for normalization.
tbc.04-14-2013