[FIC] Of Unknown Procedence (3/?)
Title: Of Unknown Procedence
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jürgen Klinsmann/Joachim Löw; Kevin Kuranyi/Mario Gómez
Characters: Jürgen Klinsmann, Joachim Löw, Mario Gómez,Kevin Kuranyi
Warning: Explicit homosexual content
Disclaimer: Star Wars belongs to George Lucas and is property of 20th Century Fox y Lucasfilm Inc.
No copyright violation or profit is intended.
Summary: After losing the Euro, some strange suitcases arrives to the homes of four of the members who took part of the Germany 2006 crew. These suitcases will change their lives forever for better...or for worse.
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Joachim never thought about the possibility of use his new freaking object, that now knows it's a weapon, and less use it in a very
short time.
Three days has been passed by since Jürgen killed a wolf and cut its head off.
All began when Löw woke up early and opened the door.
A bee entered into the house.
The presence and the buzzing - different kind compared with the one emitted by the weapon - was annoying.
Always with sting in position of biting.
"Get out of here" Joachim says shaking arms.
But the stubborn buzzing came back and slaps his own ear.
Suddenly, another bee came in. The buzz was penetrating...
"Ow, ow!"
Meanwhile he was trying to get out the bees from his house, but another appeared...
And another...
And another...
And another...
And another...
"Jürgen! Help!"
He slapped one and the bee bites him.
And the others did the same thing too.
Allergic reaction...much pain and fever...he tried to close every window and door for precaution and succeeded.
Suddenly, a black moving cloud and a penetrating buzzing insect sound was heard.
He phone called Jürgen:
"Ja?"
"Jürgen,Jürgen...do you have bees at home?"
"Ehhh...nope...why?"
"My neighborhood is a swarm"
"What are you talking about?"
"My neighborhood is full of bees.Stubborn ones. Listen."
An intense sound was heard at the other side of the line.
"Oh, I don't know. Maybe the beehive is near your house."
"I can't go out."
"Go and kill'em all!"
"Jürgen...I'm full of bites around my body. Even I can die."
"Do it, Jogi!"
"Ok, thanks anyway..."
The call cuts off.
Jogi began to cry because of the pain and feeling helpless.
He thought about spreading insecticide, but he couldn't for lack of ventilation.
But he opened a forgotten box near the computer. He finds the object...the mysterious weapon. He knows how to turn it on and off.
But cannot handle it.
Getting downstairs, now the bees aren't there.
All dead because of the natural defense.
He looked at the window and no bee outside.
He could go out, but the peace was false...they're coming back.
Before going out, Löw took the strange weapon and hidden it at neighborhood's sneak-peeking.
The stubborn symphony was played once again.
And then...the time has come.
The weapon was turned on.
Risking his life the entire while.
Joachim took the weapon with both hands and began to wave, hearing an electric buzzing while making it, and soon the steam began to rise while doing it.
He killed most part of the bees.
But a stronger flying cloud appeared again and with the weapon turned on he hides into the house, and then with safety, he turned it off.
He looked for some Solarcaine and took a pill of Loratadine (and anti-histaminic) for keep the work going on.Felt weak, but he had to do it.
The pain gets calm. With a pair of pincers he took off every sting of his skin. Holding on with the pain, he could remove just
three of the lot of stings (aprox. 8 or 9), 'cause he couldn't stand the sensation.
With an umbrella he takes his car and goes out with the weapon already in his hands.
//Jürgen...I wish you were here...I can't stand it anymore...//
He follows the cloud's trace.
He drives making a loop inside the neighborhood.
But soon realizes, coming back home, that comes from the guy's next door tree.
With the umbrella, he calls through the citophone:
"Ja?"
"Ist mir, Joachim Löw"
"Oh! Hello!"
"No time for chatting. Do you have some sort of...beehive inside your house?"
"Not inside... but I have troubles with the maple tree."
"Which kind of problems?"
"My daughter is at the hospital right now. She plays all the time in the maple. But she hit the beehive and that annoyed them and bite in all her entire body. She's with an allergic shock."
//Nein// "Can I come in?"
"Sure"
The alarm ringed and he comes in.
With the weapon hidden, he walks into the backyard.
And...the maple tree was there.
Nothing.
But as long he spins, he finds the colony.
He tries to reach it out, but he's weak already. Loratadine didn't worked so much.
//If I only can jump high for reach out and kill 'em all//
He turns the weapon on and knows he cannot do it.
But his strength comes from his heart, for lack of corporal one.
He impulses just a little for trying to achieve it; but the tiny move made him lift up to the air...
"Whoaaaaaaaa! Ah!"
The jump made him stay holding into a branch.
He stayed near the beehive.
One hand held him at the branch with the rest of the body, the other hand had the weapon.
Closer and closer he gets, despite the weakness and pain.
Turned the weapon on, a buzzing sound comes from the beamlight... cut by an electric chopping. The beehive was down.
He he couldn't get down.
"Jürgen! Help me...please!"
He was near the root of the branch and doesn't look down.
"If I look down, I'm doomed"
Finally with the weapon still on, he waves and slashes the branch, falling to the ground.
Once down, turned the weapon off and saw the huge beehive.
"I must end with this"
He turns on the weapon again and slashes off the structure with the tip of the beam of light.
Then he chops off the beehive in tiny pieces.
The end of the oddysey.
Turning off it, he hides. He's so weak, looking for a gasp of air. Tired, with high fever and with an impposible face.
"Sir...can you call emergency please?"
"Sure, Herr Löw..."
Joachim Löw was took to the hospital for an allergic reaction.
When almost recovered, the girl saw Joachim with his dad. The guy next door who had the hidden beehive behind the maple.
"I go out...you come in. Like in the Euro."
"Yes, dearie."
"Your face will recover again?"
"I think so."
"Danke Herr Löw"
"How do you know my name?"
"Because you're the Bundestrainer."
"Aw! For what?"
"For saving me"
"I didn't saved you"
"But my daddy told you where were the bees were and you burned them all"
"Come here, little one."
She climbed over Jogi's bed and held him tight.
"Awww!" the entire room exclaimed.
"Let's go, dearie."
"Ja, papa"
Both said bye to Jogi and left the hospital very happy.
The weapon had an incredible potential.
At the end of the day, he calls Jürgen.
"I feel lonely.You weren't there."
"I was there when you must needed it. I love you.Well done."
"The handling was dork, but I could do it."
"So it worked."
"It worked.Yeah.And I've jumped, but I was lifted up too high...it's a long story Jürgen."
"I love you. Sleep well and get well soon."
"Tomorrow I'll be at home. I love you too."
In sort of joke, Jürgen finishes the phonecall with the following and well-known quote:
"The Force will be with you...always"
~tbc. July 07th,2008~