my mom just handed me a salt shaker full of sundried tomatoes and said "use these on your potatoes"
so... as usual. in the middle of talking to jennah/ reading her new fantabulous entry about how she is tres fache about the bra andrew got me for christmas... disaster hits. my keyboard takes an impromt break from working... so i try to "handwrite" that i have to brb and kick my computer to jennah. but no. mac insists that i do not use that, maybe its offensive? so i change my status to brb and hope that she notices.
so as i reboot my computer my mom beckons for me from her flurry of hairspray trying to get ready to go out. she asks if i fed the cat and i said no... then she said that she told me already, and why didnt i do it. (her idea of telling me is whispering from the top of the stairs while i am in the family room "cat... downstairs... mumble... food... mumble")
so i go downstairs... trying to make humour out of my tradgic situation and yell "tina come get some ham". my dad walks in the door and says "is that supposed to be funny?" i say "yes" and he says "well it isnt"... nice to see you too dad.
so i grab some salmon with gravy dinner for le cat. which we also use for his breakfast... maybe thats why his genatalia is MIA. and feed his majesty.
my family favours animals over humans in this house.
so as i reboot my computer my mom beckons for me from her flurry of hairspray trying to get ready to go out. she asks if i fed the cat and i said no... then she said that she told me already, and why didnt i do it. (her idea of telling me is whispering from the top of the stairs while i am in the family room "cat... downstairs... mumble... food... mumble")
so i go downstairs... trying to make humour out of my tradgic situation and yell "tina come get some ham". my dad walks in the door and says "is that supposed to be funny?" i say "yes" and he says "well it isnt"... nice to see you too dad.
so i grab some salmon with gravy dinner for le cat. which we also use for his breakfast... maybe thats why his genatalia is MIA. and feed his majesty.
my family favours animals over humans in this house.