damn i am soooo responsible

[chels3561]

i went to the beach and got trashed

then i got in a car accident and i saw a moose

i showed up to work still trashed and in my bathingsuit

while i was cutting bread for my table i cut the shit out of my finger and it was bleeding alllll over the place and i cried and it wouldn't stop bleeding

i got yelled at for being drunk

i went to the dr and they told me i needed stitches and i told them no, i dont want stitches...they didn't like me very much-but they glued my finger closed and gave me a tetanus shot