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First of all, let me make an admission here. A couple of weeks ago, I asked the question "What is Twilight and why are so many teenage girls obsessed with it?" You guys gave me some varrying answers with reviews. But nothing could prepare me for yesterday when I was at the library working in inter-library loan/phone counsel. I usually finish my weekend's worth of inter-library stuff in about an hour so the rest of the three hours are spent reading magazines, answering phones, and talking to Alice or whoever is working the drive up window. However, the girl next to me and Alice were sick and there were no magazines in my desk drawer so I went through the bins of books I just labled to be sent out. I didn't find anything that interested me so I turned to the one thing I promised myself I would never pick up... a "Twilight" book. Yes, I went to the darkside... and I couldnt be happier. At the library, I read about a book a day (and I am not overexaggerating this). For the last three months I have been working there, I have read over 45 books and about four magazines a week. I had just finished "Mister Pip" (a hearbreaking, but still mediocore, book about kids on an island becomming obsessed with "Great Expectations") and "Beautiful Universe" (a really good physics based book) on Tuesday and Friday so my goal was to find some lighter reading.
When I picked up Twilight, I didnt know what to think. I thought I was going to hate it and have to start my search over again after I finished the first chapter. But, honestly, I thought it was amazing. I even brought it with me on my break. So, now I am in love. So much so that I bought the book so I didnt have to stay on the 400 person waitlist at the library.
Judge me all you like, but I really think that it is a good book and I am only half way through. I recommend it so far. And now for some pointless fun...:
1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Michelle needs to get out of the relationship and find a man
2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Michelle looks like a woman stuck in a time warp. Michelle looks like a cross between a hooker and a porn star
3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Michelle does California.
4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
If michelle hates us so so much & if she had agun, who would be the 1st person she would use it on?
5: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search:
Michelle Goes Wie Wie On Her Caddy's Head
6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
michelle loves cock
7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Michelle eats mozarella sticks the lazy way
8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Michelle has also been used to study the remnants of old stars known as planetary nebulae, as well as planets, asteroids and comets
9: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search:
Michelle died near the end of 1597 while she was in Italy; she had miscarried earlier on in that year.
10: Type in "[your name] won't" in Google Search:
Michelle won't let Becky & Uncle Jesse have any private time in the attic
11: Type in "[your name] can't" in Google Search:
Michelle Can't Look to Daddy for $$$
12: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Michelle wants Ben's mom to respect her, communicate with her and accept her as a daughter-in-law.