I would like to draw Blaine's attention to this article:
"The Laws of (American) Style
Rules for the American man to dress by, including how to hang your jacket, what your tie says about you, and things you can't wear to a funeral."
http://men.msn.com/articlees.aspx?cp-documentid=702580 In particular, number 19, and I quote:
"19. Hairstyles that have names should never appear on your head. The mullet, the wedge, and the fauxhawk, for example."
I await your response, Blaine. Eagerly.