this was just way to sexual.
Go to www. urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write a definition it gives you...
1) Your name?
Jacquelyn Michelle
a fine piece of hooooo
that chick is a jacquelyn
jacquelyn ho bootay hoe love
2) How old are you?
21
Someone who takes 21 dollars as a payment for sexual favors
Courtney is such a 21.
3) One of your friends?
Kelsi
To leave ones used cum in a girls orifices.
"Dude, why are you kelsi - HAHAHAHA
4) What is your relationship status?
Married
A guy that is pussy whipped, hen-pecked, has no life, has no friends, and can't make any decisions without asking his bitches permission first.
Why the fuck did I ever get married to that frigid gold-digger cunt?
5) What is your significant others name?
Corey
awesomest name in the world
Person 1: Man corey is wicked awesome
Person 2: oh hell yea dont forget it
6) Favorite Food?
Carbs
the act of sticking both of your penises into the ass cavern of a hot bitch
Joe Youngcarbohydrated all over Cynthia's bootie hole
7) Hometown?
Portland
The nicest city In the United States. Lots to do for active Liberal minded outdoor folk. Laid back atomosphere. Much better than Vancouver BC or Seattle. Those two cities are rude and filled with thugs and drugs and annoying folk. Especially Vancouver, My HOME. I would like to relocate in Portland some day in the future.
8)One word that describes yourself:
Pregnant
something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night
Chris: Shit, the condom broke.
Val: Damn, im pregnant
Both: We're screwed
9) Last person you talked to on the IM?
Avery
A woman who will be bisexual for her man and bring other women into bed with them. Comes from the Kelly Preston character in Jerry Maguire.
That woman I've been seeing is even freakier than I thought. She's a total Avery.
10) Who is your number 2 on your top?
My mom
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.
Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.
Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?
11) Favorite color?
Blue
The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday.
12) Color of your shirt?
White
Contrary to popular belief the word "white" is not a racial comment or slur.
This paper is white!
13) Favorite activity?
Spooning
when two people lay back to front, not necessarily sexually
esp. when done in ones sleep at night.
Did you hear? Apparantly Robert spooned John in thier sleep while they were on the ski trip!
*snicker snicker*
14) Last thing you ate?
Cocoa puffs
A black chick's tits.
"Gawddam, that Naomi Campbell has some nice cocoa puffs!"
1) Your name?
Jacquelyn Michelle
a fine piece of hooooo
that chick is a jacquelyn
jacquelyn ho bootay hoe love
2) How old are you?
21
Someone who takes 21 dollars as a payment for sexual favors
Courtney is such a 21.
3) One of your friends?
Kelsi
To leave ones used cum in a girls orifices.
"Dude, why are you kelsi - HAHAHAHA
4) What is your relationship status?
Married
A guy that is pussy whipped, hen-pecked, has no life, has no friends, and can't make any decisions without asking his bitches permission first.
Why the fuck did I ever get married to that frigid gold-digger cunt?
5) What is your significant others name?
Corey
awesomest name in the world
Person 1: Man corey is wicked awesome
Person 2: oh hell yea dont forget it
6) Favorite Food?
Carbs
the act of sticking both of your penises into the ass cavern of a hot bitch
Joe Youngcarbohydrated all over Cynthia's bootie hole
7) Hometown?
Portland
The nicest city In the United States. Lots to do for active Liberal minded outdoor folk. Laid back atomosphere. Much better than Vancouver BC or Seattle. Those two cities are rude and filled with thugs and drugs and annoying folk. Especially Vancouver, My HOME. I would like to relocate in Portland some day in the future.
8)One word that describes yourself:
Pregnant
something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night
Chris: Shit, the condom broke.
Val: Damn, im pregnant
Both: We're screwed
9) Last person you talked to on the IM?
Avery
A woman who will be bisexual for her man and bring other women into bed with them. Comes from the Kelly Preston character in Jerry Maguire.
That woman I've been seeing is even freakier than I thought. She's a total Avery.
10) Who is your number 2 on your top?
My mom
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.
Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.
Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?
11) Favorite color?
Blue
The feeling when u wake up at 7 in the morning and remembering it's a monday.
12) Color of your shirt?
White
Contrary to popular belief the word "white" is not a racial comment or slur.
This paper is white!
13) Favorite activity?
Spooning
when two people lay back to front, not necessarily sexually
esp. when done in ones sleep at night.
Did you hear? Apparantly Robert spooned John in thier sleep while they were on the ski trip!
*snicker snicker*
14) Last thing you ate?
Cocoa puffs
A black chick's tits.
"Gawddam, that Naomi Campbell has some nice cocoa puffs!"