Just a few things

Sep 29, 2005 14:55

The definition for synonymy is "The quality of being synonymous", its a good thing I was just looking it up for the spelling.

MDOT is out to ruin my life. 496 looked like a a highway leading out of Texas yesterday and it made me a half hour late to work! A Half hour! it takes me twenty minutes to get to work and I left with plenty of time! This construction has been going on since June and there's never telling what side of the road will be shut down and I have yet to see a significant change to the road.

Yesterday one of the women I work with was stocking shelves when a customer and her little boy walked by. The little boy asked "Mommy what is she doing?" "She's stocking shelves, thats what you do when you don't go to college." Excuse me! Can we say bitch? Terry the shelf stocker is actually a semester away from getting her nursing degree. God I hate people who shop at Wal-Mart and act like they are better then the people who work there. Hello, we get paid to be here, whats your excuse?

I'v been watching I love the 90's all day. What was the deal with Crystal Pepsi? It's Pepsi but its clear and it leaves a weird after taste in your mouth! I never got it. Also It would suck to be remembered as Hootie for the rest of your life, but it would be even worse to be a blowfish.

shetimberwolf: you are not in karate anymore

Auto response from CheleBel1: HiiiYa!!!

CheleBel1: yes I am I'm doing round kicks in my bedroom
CheleBel1: Maverick is my target
shetimberwolf: um, I know that isn't true b/c you don't have ROOM
CheleBel1: but I keep kicking to high
shetimberwolf: hahahaha
shetimberwolf: we're not kicking midgets - that's just mean
CheleBel1: lol, hey sometimes midgets need to be kicked
shetimberwolf: Jeff thinks so
CheleBel1: and he would be right, I mean a midget comes and starts talking shit to me and I'm not going to kick the living shit out of him just because he's short I dont think so!
shetimberwolf: Yeah, that's not going to fly at all around here. We don't take no stinkin' shit from no stinkin' midget!
CheleBel1: that would be discrimination my friend, and I for one am an equal opportunity ass kicker
shetimberwolf: EOAK
shetimberwolf: pronounced E-oak
CheleBel1: I like it, now I just need to make up some patches and get some dues-paying members
shetimberwolf: the patch should have a foot and a midget on it
CheleBel1: getting kicked right in the face
shetimberwolf: perfect!
CheleBel1: ok well now I have to go get ready for work, man I hope a midget comes in today, I'm ready to throw down!
shetimberwolf: BAHAHAHAH
shetimberwolf: perfect.

Auto response from CheleBel1: If a midget is talking shit, then he or she needs an ass kicking, just like a regular sized person.
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