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"Its never just a game when you're winning."
- George Carlin
"One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing."
- Oscar Wilde
"People find life entirely too time-consuming."
- Stanislaw J. Lec
"I am just going outside and may be some time."
- Captain Lawrence Oates
"When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right."
- Albert Guinon
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse."
- Thomas Szasz
"It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it."
- Robert E. Lee
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else."
- Will Rogers
"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from."
- Eddie Izzard
- George Carlin
"One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing."
- Oscar Wilde
"People find life entirely too time-consuming."
- Stanislaw J. Lec
"I am just going outside and may be some time."
- Captain Lawrence Oates
"When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right."
- Albert Guinon
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse."
- Thomas Szasz
"It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it."
- Robert E. Lee
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else."
- Will Rogers
"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from."
- Eddie Izzard