That is the sound of the answer hitting me in the face, and from a banal
source (emphasis mine):
Quickie: You're going to have to do this the hard way. There are no hidden loopholes.
Overview: Don't let a petty issue spoil what looks like a wonderful evening. Your natural tendency now will be to overreact, but that won't be your best bet. Patience really is a virtue.
Daily extended: Forget about your pride for a moment -- your honor may depend on it. You should look for ways to be of service to others. You gain a new perspective on your problems when you see them next to the plight of others. New worlds open up when you begin to consider the needs of someone dear to you. Give of yourself freely and see how the kindness is returned. Tonight, a group project may be a good outlet for you. Creative exercises bring you a little closer to the truth.
Guess I'll be going to work and giving notice. Maybe. If I could be assured of a reference and collecting unemployment, I would so shake Bill's hand and walk away.