The Twilight Movie Drinking Game
So, one of my best friends is driving up from grad school to see Twilight at midnight with me. And we were just being stupid and joking around one day saying how it was going to be really hard to stomach the crazy fan girls crying, shrieking, and hyperventilating through out the movie. Plus, I tricked my husband by waking him up at 3:00 am (that's when I bought my tickets) and having him agree in his half-comatose state to go with us. So we all were saying we'd have to get drunk to get through the night, which would be really easy if we said to take a shot every time Bella said Edward was perfect, dazzled her, or she would die if she couldn't be with him, etc.
Anyhow, the amazing unicornhime and her friend apresmoi did all the dirty work, were brilliant, and wrote up a Twilight drinking game for all of us:
Yes, you read that title right. With the help of <apresmoi, I have written a drinking game for those of you who feel you need some liquid courage/supplement in your Twilight viewing. We both are going to be using caffiene or something similar, so idk, you underage people can do something like that. If you who can drink, DO choose to use alcohol, PLEASE have a designated driver. And um, don't over-do it. We don't want to be responsible for poisoning anyone. We know this is a lot to ask from the Twilight Fandom, but please be smart. ;)
ALSO, THIS IS ALL IN GOOD FUN. WE BOTH LOVE TWILIGHT, BUT ARE BOTH AWARE OF HOW SRSBSNS IT IS.
Please enjoy. And feel free to pimp around. <3
How it works:
Take one shot or swallow for every one instance. If you want, you can play the upgraded version and add additional drinks.
one for everytime bella klutzes
+double if edward has to save her
+ triple if no other human would klutz that way
one for every mention of dazzle or dazzling
+ two if there is actual shiny dazzling
+ three if there is removal of clothing
one for everytime edward glares
+ two if it is at mike newton
one for everytime mike tries to romance bella
+ two if someone else tries to up him
+ two and a half if he does it while with jessica
+ three if edward trumps them all
one for every time bella and charlie actually talk
+ two if there's mention of dinner
+ three if it's about edward
one if anyone ever says "chagrin"
+ two if edward says it
one for cheesy lines that would sound stupid in any other context
+ two if they sound stupid in this context
+ three if rob and kristen look like they were forced into saying them in that context
+four if you know that fangirls would die if it had been said in ANY OTHER WAY
one if it's NOT raining in Forks
+ two if bella goes detective mode when the Cullens go missing
one every time bella's luscious scent is mentioned
+ two if it's not by edward
+ three if it results in her endangering her life
one for every time jasper is actually on screen
+ two if it's to mention how dangerous he is
+ three if alice is in the same shot
one for everytime rosalie is pissy
+ two is she breaks something
+ three if emmett is hanging all over her while she breaks it
one for everytime bella tries to get a kiss
+ two if she is denied
+ three if she is not
+ four if edward looks emo afterwards
+ five if there is tongue
one for every time there is blood
+ two if it is bella's
+ three if edward is in the shot and not eating her
+ four if it once again, endangers her life
one for everytime "vampire" is said/mentioned
+ two if it's in a dramatic fashion
+ three if there's accompanying music
one for everytime bella and edward just stare at each other
+ two if they're not alone
one for every time just edward's eyes are shown
+ two if they're glaring
+ three if it's during a kstew voiceover
one for every time james is shown
+ two if he sounds like he has an inhaler hidden in his pocket
one for everytime bella's not in the scene
+ two if they mention her anyway
one for every superhuman feat of greatness
+ two if it involves sports
+ three if it involves edward pwning the rest of the family
+ four if he grins at Bella cockily afterwards
one for everytime bella tries to get him, to bite her
+ two if he looks chagrinned while he says no
one for everytime edward does something that SHOULD be creepy, but apparently isn't because it's edward
+ two if it doesn't actually involve natural vampire traits (ie, stalking)
+ three if bella is turned on by it
one for obvious foreshadowing
+ two if it is missed by all of the characters in the scene
+ three if it involves jacob
one for every time the waitress in port angeles makes eyes at edward
+ two if bella glares at her
+ three if edward is oblivious
one for every time bella refuses to dance
+ two if it is to mike newton
+ three if she ends up dancing anyways
one for everytime jacob makes a pass at bella
+ two if it's in front of edward
one for everytime the audience scream/shrieks/makes inappropiate noise levels
+ two if it's for edward
+ three if it's because OMG THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK
+ four if it's a twimom doing it
+ chug if you're doing it
We stopped here because we really don't want to kill anyone. But feel free to make suggestions and adapt as you so desire! I'll add in more if y'all want. And maybe after my first viewing if there's something we missed.
Anyhow, the amazing unicornhime and her friend apresmoi did all the dirty work, were brilliant, and wrote up a Twilight drinking game for all of us:
Yes, you read that title right. With the help of <apresmoi, I have written a drinking game for those of you who feel you need some liquid courage/supplement in your Twilight viewing. We both are going to be using caffiene or something similar, so idk, you underage people can do something like that. If you who can drink, DO choose to use alcohol, PLEASE have a designated driver. And um, don't over-do it. We don't want to be responsible for poisoning anyone. We know this is a lot to ask from the Twilight Fandom, but please be smart. ;)
ALSO, THIS IS ALL IN GOOD FUN. WE BOTH LOVE TWILIGHT, BUT ARE BOTH AWARE OF HOW SRSBSNS IT IS.
Please enjoy. And feel free to pimp around. <3
How it works:
Take one shot or swallow for every one instance. If you want, you can play the upgraded version and add additional drinks.
one for everytime bella klutzes
+double if edward has to save her
+ triple if no other human would klutz that way
one for every mention of dazzle or dazzling
+ two if there is actual shiny dazzling
+ three if there is removal of clothing
one for everytime edward glares
+ two if it is at mike newton
one for everytime mike tries to romance bella
+ two if someone else tries to up him
+ two and a half if he does it while with jessica
+ three if edward trumps them all
one for every time bella and charlie actually talk
+ two if there's mention of dinner
+ three if it's about edward
one if anyone ever says "chagrin"
+ two if edward says it
one for cheesy lines that would sound stupid in any other context
+ two if they sound stupid in this context
+ three if rob and kristen look like they were forced into saying them in that context
+four if you know that fangirls would die if it had been said in ANY OTHER WAY
one if it's NOT raining in Forks
+ two if bella goes detective mode when the Cullens go missing
one every time bella's luscious scent is mentioned
+ two if it's not by edward
+ three if it results in her endangering her life
one for every time jasper is actually on screen
+ two if it's to mention how dangerous he is
+ three if alice is in the same shot
one for everytime rosalie is pissy
+ two is she breaks something
+ three if emmett is hanging all over her while she breaks it
one for everytime bella tries to get a kiss
+ two if she is denied
+ three if she is not
+ four if edward looks emo afterwards
+ five if there is tongue
one for every time there is blood
+ two if it is bella's
+ three if edward is in the shot and not eating her
+ four if it once again, endangers her life
one for everytime "vampire" is said/mentioned
+ two if it's in a dramatic fashion
+ three if there's accompanying music
one for everytime bella and edward just stare at each other
+ two if they're not alone
one for every time just edward's eyes are shown
+ two if they're glaring
+ three if it's during a kstew voiceover
one for every time james is shown
+ two if he sounds like he has an inhaler hidden in his pocket
one for everytime bella's not in the scene
+ two if they mention her anyway
one for every superhuman feat of greatness
+ two if it involves sports
+ three if it involves edward pwning the rest of the family
+ four if he grins at Bella cockily afterwards
one for everytime bella tries to get him, to bite her
+ two if he looks chagrinned while he says no
one for everytime edward does something that SHOULD be creepy, but apparently isn't because it's edward
+ two if it doesn't actually involve natural vampire traits (ie, stalking)
+ three if bella is turned on by it
one for obvious foreshadowing
+ two if it is missed by all of the characters in the scene
+ three if it involves jacob
one for every time the waitress in port angeles makes eyes at edward
+ two if bella glares at her
+ three if edward is oblivious
one for every time bella refuses to dance
+ two if it is to mike newton
+ three if she ends up dancing anyways
one for everytime jacob makes a pass at bella
+ two if it's in front of edward
one for everytime the audience scream/shrieks/makes inappropiate noise levels
+ two if it's for edward
+ three if it's because OMG THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK
+ four if it's a twimom doing it
+ chug if you're doing it
We stopped here because we really don't want to kill anyone. But feel free to make suggestions and adapt as you so desire! I'll add in more if y'all want. And maybe after my first viewing if there's something we missed.