Jan 29, 2010 16:27
I'm alive - mostly.
So, if the tabloids at the supermarket are any indication, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are back together.
I kind of think Brad woke up one day and said "Ya know, my girlfriend before was also hot but without all the bat-sh*t crazy... hmm..."
In other news, I have devised the all-time best band name for an all-female punk rock group:
Dented Placenta
Now I just need to find a group to take the name and produce them on my as-yet unformed label: Spinal Vinyl.