Pimptacular
Apparently due to the economically difficult times, the Houston Teacher's Association decided to join up with the Houston chapter of the Pimp Union, Local 69, and co-host the Christmas party. HOLY CRAP!! There were so many pimps (at least guys who looked like pimps) that I thought I was going to get bitch slapped for not having someone's money. That party was worth it just to see the people there. Here are some of the pimps in attendance tonight:
The Scarlet Pimp: Dude was wearing a red shiny sports coat with a brown hat. The jacket also looked like it had been shredded. Oh and did I mention he had a medallion?
The Leather Pimp: This guy was wearing a brown leather fedora to go with his fine leather coat.
The Plaid Pimp: This pimp was sporting a black pork pie hat to compliment his brown plaid sports coat which was just a bit too long so it looked totally pimp.
The Blue Velour Pimp: This guy had on a blue velour track suit with a matching blue velour fedora. He was Crystal's favorite.
The Great White Pimp: He was my choice for ultimate pimp. He had on a white fedora which matched his long white trench coat that was not once during the evening taken off. He was also working dark glasses and a full beard along with red and white wing tip shoes. All he needed was a big stoggie and a cane to complete the look. I just wanted to say to, "dude, the seventies called, they want you back."
Other assortment of pimp like dudes: There were at least half a dozen guys that were pimpish, but not of really noteworthy.
The last thing of note was the one white guy trying to dance, particularly this one rap song call the "Stanky Leg" Wow. This guy really could not dance.
The Scarlet Pimp: Dude was wearing a red shiny sports coat with a brown hat. The jacket also looked like it had been shredded. Oh and did I mention he had a medallion?
The Leather Pimp: This guy was wearing a brown leather fedora to go with his fine leather coat.
The Plaid Pimp: This pimp was sporting a black pork pie hat to compliment his brown plaid sports coat which was just a bit too long so it looked totally pimp.
The Blue Velour Pimp: This guy had on a blue velour track suit with a matching blue velour fedora. He was Crystal's favorite.
The Great White Pimp: He was my choice for ultimate pimp. He had on a white fedora which matched his long white trench coat that was not once during the evening taken off. He was also working dark glasses and a full beard along with red and white wing tip shoes. All he needed was a big stoggie and a cane to complete the look. I just wanted to say to, "dude, the seventies called, they want you back."
Other assortment of pimp like dudes: There were at least half a dozen guys that were pimpish, but not of really noteworthy.
The last thing of note was the one white guy trying to dance, particularly this one rap song call the "Stanky Leg" Wow. This guy really could not dance.