Who ordered this casserole?

[chef_kawasaki]

 Wow. Having my own journal sure knows how to make a chef nervous, especially since I have no idea how to use the internet. Oh, well. I might as well enjoy my stay here. I sure hope it's fun here.

Comments

[finalxboss]

Hey, chef!
You know, if you have any leftovers, you know who to give it to!
And there better be a lot of leftovers.

[chef_kawasaki]

Haha, I'm sure there's going to be a lot of leftovers for you, Mr. Minch! People don't like my cooking anyway.

[finalxboss]

Wait, what?
Uh... Give anything to me that you recently cooked. Right now.

[chef_kawasaki]

Umm...sure! *makes a plate of spaghetti*

[finalxboss]

... Br..

Braugh...

Grugh...

My stomach... A hole is burning through my stomach...

You... You, Kawasaki...

If you can't even make a plate of spaghetti, then you have got to be the absolute worst chef anywhere! Who taught you how to cook!?

This... This isn't food! It's not even garbage! Garbage tastes better!

In fact, I just might eat some to wash down this awful taste!

Have you even tasted this!? Here, why don't I shove some of the biological waste you seem to call food right down your throat!

[chef_kawasaki]

Oh, curses. Sorry if you didn't like the dish...

I got the best training from my teacher. Apparently, I wasn't that good.

But, but, I'm still trying to improve...

[finalxboss]

And who's your teacher!? Some hobo you met at a random bus stop!?

Now... Oh... It's starting to kick in...

Bathroom... I need my solid gold toilet...

I'll get you for this, Kawasaki... You better sleep with one eye open!

[chef_kawasaki]

Of course not! My teacher is Chef Oosaka, one of the greatest chefs ever. It's just that I think I was one of his worst students. Hahaha.

Ooh, sleeping with one eye open? That sounds like an interesting challenge.