So, who wants a knitted penis?

[chef_geekier]

Yes, you read that right. I'm making knitted penis finger-puppets (because let's face it, I'm a twisted puppy). If you want one, comment below with your address or send it via pm. Comments will be screened for privacy. I might not have them all done and sent in time for Christmas, but I'll do my best.

And if you want to send a card back, let me know and I'll give you my address too.