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[chef_brockett]

            “Goddamn I wish I had a horse,” Spiritual said. We were working on his Datsun 120 Y. Y was a good letter for this little machine. It looked exactly like a miniaturized Ford Maverick. The main reason why was that it supposedly got good gas mileage.

“Horses take up food,” I said. “They eat like fifty pounds of hay a day.”

Comments

How 'bout a pony? Wouldn't you like a friendly pony? Oh, they're so fun- just look how they Trotsky!

[justinsmith1]

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
Unless you own a Datsun Y;

In which good case the source, the source,
Of all your troubles is a lie:

A lie in which your mileage, mileage,
Is said to be reduced,

But that's all just some pileage, pileage,
Of shit too late deduced.

Re: How 'bout a pony?

[justinsmith1]

Or how about a friendly mule? Oh, they don't bite, no... Ow! Fuck you, mule. I'll give you this one for free.

Re: How 'bout a pony?

[justinsmith1]

I'll even throw in the sombrero, Zapata. You like that? Yea, I thought you would.

Re: How 'bout a pony?

[justinsmith1]

Fuckin' fence hopper; fuckin' border control, green card fuck.

Yea, I didn't mean to post that.