(no subject)
Bill Comparetto, You Need to Stop Right Now.
Yeah Comp, listen, the hoots you’ve been hollering aint right now
It’s a fan base son, you know that, put down the gun
Meta phickshun aint fun for dunderheaded spite humps
Bill, get a grip.
Your Lake Me thing aint hip
Stop saying things like “minchia” as a verbal crutch.
Find a new pair of clownshoes
Get a new pair of glasses.
All these haikus;
They make less sense than Ed Groat’s understanding of personal hygiene
Stop meta phickshuning
Compy, stop me if I’m telling you something you haven’t heard already:
Bill Comparetto, you’re a loser.
Yeah, I know, you’ve heard it before.
It’s like you already thought about it.
Comparetto, shut the fuck up for a minute
Seriously
And stop using semicolons.
(Pedantry)
William Comparetto
© 2007