haynakuness. tactless tasteless post. XD
happy rey mysterio trekker today.
the mask drove some people crazy. will keep wearing it til christmas vacation. just to scare the freshmen. welcome to UP diliman bitches.
it just pisses me off tho that people kinda recognize me easily.
Omar: Its the scent...i meant stench...yeah. wala na bawian
Jerwyn: Its that big black body you drag around bram
Paulo : It looks stupid. Must be bram. A big chunk of walking stupid
Micky : Lam kong ikaw yan. you kinda waddle like a penguin
Gym mate: *pokes side* hehehe. jiggly! its's bram!
Sir Raul : *BATOK* punyeta ka. alam kong ikaw yan. Nung isang araw naglalakad ka na may KFC bucket sa ulo mo at higanteng rosaryo sa bewang mo. sumisigaw ka ng "the end is coming!! use me as a tool of your sexual desires habang kaya pa!! mura lang 25 per hour!! bawal ang may std!! bawal din ang sinungaling!! " *sumthing sumthing. my memory is blurry*
Jorge: yes. the only rey mysterio i know who giggles hard at p*n*s jokes. grow up bram. grow up.
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will never grow up!
P***S JOWKS NEVER GROW OLD! SO WILL I!
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Friend: so why wear a mask?
Bram: Anonimity is Sexy
Friend : Umaapaw ung taba mo
Bram : Working on it bitch. =____=. the anonimity distracts people from the fat
Friend : Ahhh. Di na magkasya ung mukha mo sa mask. Bakit kaya.....
Bram: Smart ass gay bitch. ay teka si **** pala un. XD
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If education is expensive, try poverty...
If going to the gym is expensive, try coronary diseases...
If riding a jeep is expensive, try walking from Vanguard to Palma Hall just to discover walang Geog 1 dahil tinatamad nanaman ung punyetang prof...
If foot powder is expensive, try smelling bram's foot...
okay. will stop.
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please take care of your life friends
i mean i dont care if you do crazy shit just because life is boring.
the point is...there is probably nothing else more boring than being dead
so lay off the pot
magmenthol na lang kau. pussies.
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Went to Don Lima's b-day parteeey.
approximately 2 glasses of vodka. 90 prof 45% alcohol per volume.
and i threw up legendary chunks. XD
feeelss gewd.
lesson is never eat too much before downing expensive vodka.
we left a 5 meter trail of puke sa University ave. I accounted for at most 3 meters of it.
oh yes. We all drove home. XD
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Mai:Bram eto na ung flash disk mo. Puro virus.
Bram: Yan kase. puro kase porno. Bad ka.
Mai: Ulul ka. puro virus nung binigay mo.
Bram: Eh kase. puro kase porno. Bad ako.
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I insist that Tessa's black death/plague plushie should be called Bram junior.
Bram: Grabe no? its just so...phallic. I remember saba.
Omar: hindi kaya. ung haba parang lakatan.
Bram: Waw. Taba ng saba at haba ng lakatan. whoa.
Omar: I would give an arm for that.
Tessa: *tries to sell 1/10 of her soul to the devil just to kill bram now in the most horrible fashion*
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Retarded kidz are the shitnitz
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so kumanta ang UP Vocal Ensemble sa may MOA
whoa. grabe. 30 songs. and i was still not friggin prepared. I generally sucked. >__<
and the performance itself was so-so. so i kinda blame myself...gweh
we have another one sa Trinoma this friday. 6 pm.
ung kapatid ni Hopia na lalaki...steven i think
tanda na. laki na rin.
pwede na baklain. AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAY!
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working on:
Pokeball to throw at Pareng Jascabelle
Mood Hat that basically says my mood
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i will now call my female acquaintances with a -belle in the end
at papalalain ko na ung wednesday name idea
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This is what you fucking get for getting your fucking heart broken. CRAP.
I will have to live with crap from now on.
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Sino nga ba sa MBB ang hindi nagnanasa kay beng?
maliban sa mga hindi unicorn
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Fun with Kuya bene sa pizza hut
Jeez. just frickin turn your heads and use your imagination. XD. tinatamad na ako magmod.
Syd comment: Sir Raul: Ganyan kase mga Bass ng VE. Kung ano ikinalalim ng boses nila, ganun din ikinababaw ng isip nila. Special Basses talaga.
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Rey Mysterio molesting a girl(or Omar. i cant tell the difference anymooor)
