assorted opinions
bram is officially
deathproof
3 near death accidents. no death.
pinagtatawanan ko na ang kamatayan. lolz.
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I FINALLY TANGLED UP WITH A BUS!!
it was fuckin great. holy shit.
that was one hell of a bus.
Anlaki.
it was like....A BUS!!!
kaso nga lang di ko kotse ung gamit ko.
buti na lang insured kotse nung utol ko
sister is mighty pissed
well. cheers for siblings with cars...with insurance
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WHOA.
setting: Bram, Mom, little cuzin in room.
Bram: mom i have "girl" problems. i'm just too lonely.
Mom: Naku anak.....
*longest sermon on women ever. god. i drifted in and out about 50 times. still wasnt over. huwaw. champion length mom!*
kaya eto anak.
*grabs banana and orange*
etong saging ang pagiging professional na doktor. etong orange ang pag-aasawa. kasama ang panliligaw sa pag-aasawa. very different. kelangan piliin mo ung tama.
Cuz : Hihihi.
*grabs banana*
Bram: O bakit pao?
Cuz: *squashes banana* hihihi. Putol titi!
Bram and Mom: O______O
Mom: =____= '
Bram: He has a point mom. putol...titi. simple, great logic. bawal talaga ako manligaw? orange? orange
Mom: putol titi!
Bram: waw.
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Huwag Ka na Mag Gym
Dad: Anak. Wag ka na mag gym.
Bram: Dad, ang laki ko na ulet eh
Dad: Okei lang yan. Pogi ka naman eh.
Bram: =_____=.
Dad: O ano?
Bram: you know what u said was complete bullshit right?
Dad: Of course. anak , alam mo namang mahal kita. I'll say watever u want to hear.
Bram: whathefuck
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Bram on smokes
Bram: whew. Post Long Exam Smokingz!! One stick!
*after a while*
Bram: Isa pa!
*after a while*
Bram:....meh. one more wouldnt hurt
*after a while*
Bram: syet napapadaan ko na talaga sa ilong! isa pa!
*after a while*
Bram: ...... ISA PA!
*repeat 6 times*
Bram:..... syet isa na lang natira....hindi. next time na. galing talaga ng self control mo bram!
which is true. we usually say "the hell with it" kapag isa na lang ang natitira. ako natiis ko un! naks.
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Bram comments of the month
"Bram...stop looking like a gorilla" - Bene
"Asan na ba yung metro sa kotseng to? ILABAS MO!!" -Ian(after bram drives him to work)
"Anak wag mo ako gayahin. Masamang damo lang ang hindi namamatay" - Dad's comment on bram imitating his 30 years old driving style.
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contemplating anime and manga semi retirement. better yet retirement
trying to adopt/adapt an/to isay type study style. which will be difficult. i cant imagine my p.c as a mere tool of education. that just cant be! i mean minus the "how about the unlimited free porn!" arguement, a computer and dsl has so much to offer......FREE PORN!! OMAYGOHD. and anime. which i will dispose of in a while.
hahahaha. i should stop that arguement. not right. pero bumabalik eh. hehehe.
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hindi ako mabilis magbago.
oh well yes. mabilis alright.
rather....errrr...how should i explain it.
its all calculated risk and i blew a chance. =____=.
so im moving on. coz like what rex navarette said...
HUSKY BOYS ARE REZZILIENT.
gaaaaaaaaah. so stop talking like u know everything.
not exactly a ladies man you know. but im working on it. as usual.
i just have to work on these sweaty hands. jeez. damn basketball. demmit
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i am a gentleman by heart. yes i really am. its just that i cant really stop myself from talking about dirty stuff. even in the presence of women. which is extremely ungentlemanly. i get it. i will never go with inuueeendoow tho. tone down my shiny ass
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statistics
at least 1 person asks bram if he has a girlfriend every week.
at least 3 people have said bram deserves a lot of things
at least 5 people have peed a little in bram's passenger seat
at least 6 people think bram is synonymous with "bastos", "porn", and "drunk driving"
=____=
image overhaul nga
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fat chance im ever wearing shorts again.
i say never.
deathproof
3 near death accidents. no death.
pinagtatawanan ko na ang kamatayan. lolz.
==================================
I FINALLY TANGLED UP WITH A BUS!!
it was fuckin great. holy shit.
that was one hell of a bus.
Anlaki.
it was like....A BUS!!!
kaso nga lang di ko kotse ung gamit ko.
buti na lang insured kotse nung utol ko
sister is mighty pissed
well. cheers for siblings with cars...with insurance
=================================
WHOA.
setting: Bram, Mom, little cuzin in room.
Bram: mom i have "girl" problems. i'm just too lonely.
Mom: Naku anak.....
*longest sermon on women ever. god. i drifted in and out about 50 times. still wasnt over. huwaw. champion length mom!*
kaya eto anak.
*grabs banana and orange*
etong saging ang pagiging professional na doktor. etong orange ang pag-aasawa. kasama ang panliligaw sa pag-aasawa. very different. kelangan piliin mo ung tama.
Cuz : Hihihi.
*grabs banana*
Bram: O bakit pao?
Cuz: *squashes banana* hihihi. Putol titi!
Bram and Mom: O______O
Mom: =____= '
Bram: He has a point mom. putol...titi. simple, great logic. bawal talaga ako manligaw? orange? orange
Mom: putol titi!
Bram: waw.
=====================================
Huwag Ka na Mag Gym
Dad: Anak. Wag ka na mag gym.
Bram: Dad, ang laki ko na ulet eh
Dad: Okei lang yan. Pogi ka naman eh.
Bram: =_____=.
Dad: O ano?
Bram: you know what u said was complete bullshit right?
Dad: Of course. anak , alam mo namang mahal kita. I'll say watever u want to hear.
Bram: whathefuck
====================================
Bram on smokes
Bram: whew. Post Long Exam Smokingz!! One stick!
*after a while*
Bram: Isa pa!
*after a while*
Bram:....meh. one more wouldnt hurt
*after a while*
Bram: syet napapadaan ko na talaga sa ilong! isa pa!
*after a while*
Bram: ...... ISA PA!
*repeat 6 times*
Bram:..... syet isa na lang natira....hindi. next time na. galing talaga ng self control mo bram!
which is true. we usually say "the hell with it" kapag isa na lang ang natitira. ako natiis ko un! naks.
=======================
Bram comments of the month
"Bram...stop looking like a gorilla" - Bene
"Asan na ba yung metro sa kotseng to? ILABAS MO!!" -Ian(after bram drives him to work)
"Anak wag mo ako gayahin. Masamang damo lang ang hindi namamatay" - Dad's comment on bram imitating his 30 years old driving style.
======================
contemplating anime and manga semi retirement. better yet retirement
trying to adopt/adapt an/to isay type study style. which will be difficult. i cant imagine my p.c as a mere tool of education. that just cant be! i mean minus the "how about the unlimited free porn!" arguement, a computer and dsl has so much to offer......FREE PORN!! OMAYGOHD. and anime. which i will dispose of in a while.
hahahaha. i should stop that arguement. not right. pero bumabalik eh. hehehe.
========================
hindi ako mabilis magbago.
oh well yes. mabilis alright.
rather....errrr...how should i explain it.
its all calculated risk and i blew a chance. =____=.
so im moving on. coz like what rex navarette said...
HUSKY BOYS ARE REZZILIENT.
gaaaaaaaaah. so stop talking like u know everything.
not exactly a ladies man you know. but im working on it. as usual.
i just have to work on these sweaty hands. jeez. damn basketball. demmit
===========================
i am a gentleman by heart. yes i really am. its just that i cant really stop myself from talking about dirty stuff. even in the presence of women. which is extremely ungentlemanly. i get it. i will never go with inuueeendoow tho. tone down my shiny ass
-------------------------------------
statistics
at least 1 person asks bram if he has a girlfriend every week.
at least 3 people have said bram deserves a lot of things
at least 5 people have peed a little in bram's passenger seat
at least 6 people think bram is synonymous with "bastos", "porn", and "drunk driving"
=____=
image overhaul nga
=========================
fat chance im ever wearing shorts again.
i say never.