I've got a headache... and kidney problems.

[cheeze_mosa]

Why, oh, why am I attracting sleazy, old men? Aside from the three nasty ones from work, I ran into another one in an elevator yesterday. And you know what he said? He said in a very serious tone (reeking with sleaze, of course) "Happy Presidents Day." What kind of a lame pick-up line is that? Thank God for sick leaves.

Ignore me. I'm under the infleunce of antibiotics, anesthetics, pain killers and my favorite, Rolaids.