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After a long night Saturday night.
I get a phone call at 6 a.m. in the morning.
Me: (dead tired) Hello?"
Person: WHO DIS BE? (exact words and screaming loudly)
Me: What?
Person: WHO DIS BE?
Me: uhh.. Becca. Who is this?
Person: GOT DA WRONG NUMBA BYE!
So.. I'm freaking ticked off
and go back to bed.
One hour later.
Phone's ringing.
I see on the caller I.D
"The Boyfriend"
I answer.
Me: What?
Ryan: fjaofej fndlkajeo bdgeaofbajoew It's big and it's freaking nice.
Me: What? Ryan calm dawn.. what are you saying?
Ryan: (panting) I'm on my way home.. laie hlfsaj fb afaoteh ab
Me: (screaming and annoyed) What?
Ryan:(screamed) I GOT A BUCK!
Me: you called me at 7 in the morning to tell me this?
Ryan: yeah... I'm running after it right now.
Me: Oh my gosh.. call me when you are done...
Ryan comes home that evening and we go everywhere to show off this buck. We showed his whole family.. made some stops here and there. This deer stinks and it's disgusting. I'm gagging everytime he opens his hood to show the deer. After we show HIS whole family, he decides he wants to show my Grandpa Mose.. so we go over there and show him.. and my dad is there so my dad stops and looks at it.. and everyone is idolizing this freaking deer which I named Charlie b/c I was bored. So.. then my cousin Mike calls me and wants me to come over to check out his flat screen plasma tv and I was like.. "No, we can't we are showing off Ryans buck" and he gets excited and he's like A BUCK? Come on over I want to see it.. and I'm like are you freaking kidding me? So... yeah.. after 3 hours of showing off a bloody deer I just wanted to cry. Ryan says when I get home from work today he will have the deer gutted and hanging from a tree in the front yard...
Can't wait.
Poor Charlie.
I get a phone call at 6 a.m. in the morning.
Me: (dead tired) Hello?"
Person: WHO DIS BE? (exact words and screaming loudly)
Me: What?
Person: WHO DIS BE?
Me: uhh.. Becca. Who is this?
Person: GOT DA WRONG NUMBA BYE!
So.. I'm freaking ticked off
and go back to bed.
One hour later.
Phone's ringing.
I see on the caller I.D
"The Boyfriend"
I answer.
Me: What?
Ryan: fjaofej fndlkajeo bdgeaofbajoew It's big and it's freaking nice.
Me: What? Ryan calm dawn.. what are you saying?
Ryan: (panting) I'm on my way home.. laie hlfsaj fb afaoteh ab
Me: (screaming and annoyed) What?
Ryan:(screamed) I GOT A BUCK!
Me: you called me at 7 in the morning to tell me this?
Ryan: yeah... I'm running after it right now.
Me: Oh my gosh.. call me when you are done...
Ryan comes home that evening and we go everywhere to show off this buck. We showed his whole family.. made some stops here and there. This deer stinks and it's disgusting. I'm gagging everytime he opens his hood to show the deer. After we show HIS whole family, he decides he wants to show my Grandpa Mose.. so we go over there and show him.. and my dad is there so my dad stops and looks at it.. and everyone is idolizing this freaking deer which I named Charlie b/c I was bored. So.. then my cousin Mike calls me and wants me to come over to check out his flat screen plasma tv and I was like.. "No, we can't we are showing off Ryans buck" and he gets excited and he's like A BUCK? Come on over I want to see it.. and I'm like are you freaking kidding me? So... yeah.. after 3 hours of showing off a bloody deer I just wanted to cry. Ryan says when I get home from work today he will have the deer gutted and hanging from a tree in the front yard...
Can't wait.
Poor Charlie.