Midnight wonders
My best friend and I spend almost all of our time together, from early in the morning (I consider 10-11am very early :D) until early the next day at 1-3am.
Sometimes she falls asleep on me and when I have to get her up for her to lead me outside and open the front door so I can go home, or just in the middle of drowsy conversation, she says the darnedest things. Here are some memorable examples:
BFF: Lizette switched the Maruchan upside down.
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BFF: Heheh...
Me: What?
BFF: I was laughing at the dolphin, heh.
Me: WTF?! Dolphin? I don't see any dolphin! o_O
BFF: zzzzzzz
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Me: Hey, wake up, I gotta go.
BFF: Waaaah!
Me: What? What happened?
BFF: The manta ray scared me!
Me: WTF?! What manta ray?!
BFF: One that I just saw... zzzzzzz.
Me: ... o_O
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Me: Hey, gotta go. Up, up!
BFF: Mmmm, no.
Me: Yes, I have to go, get up.
BFF: But I'm here!
Me: ....yes, I can tell you are here, now get up and walk me outside! o_ó
BFF: Ok, ok... zzzzzzzzzz
Me: ...FUCK! *has to get her up by shaking and carrying her*
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Me: Hey, I have to go now, wake up.
BFF: I'm watching Sponge Bob Square-pants.
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And something else that she does that I find magical and amusing is that out of the blue, she would turn off the lights and start changing clothes right in front of me and another friend. Needless to say, no matter how many times she's done it and that she never gets actually naked in front of us, it is still kinda awkward. So there were we waiting in the dark for her to put her pajamas on when the next thing happened:
Me: Well, nice weather, huh? *trying to ease the awkwardness*
reita_junjun: Yup, a bit hot, though.
Me: Yeah, yeah... *hears some fumbling and cursing in the other side of the room* Either way, the season-
And then we get attacked by this being shoved in our faces:
k_sama96: Whoooops! Don't mind me! Keep the conversation going, I just can't find my cellphone.
Both: Uh, huh... oooook... We'll try o_O;
K: Ah! There it was, found it! *goes to the other side of the room, finishes getting dressed and turns on the light*
Both: o_O;
K: Oh, c'mon! Don't look at me like that, it wasn't such a big deal.
Me: Dude... you ass was in our faces and since you're white, even if you turn off the lights it glows in the dark so we got to see it.
K: ...oh, piss off.
So, yeah... for that, and because she danced the can-can for me on my 20th birthday, and because she did the Red Kimono Geisha Dance (sorry, you HAD to be there XD) for no reason at all, and for many other things, I love my bif.
This is actually an old V-Day card, but I think it fits the mood :)
<3
Sometimes she falls asleep on me and when I have to get her up for her to lead me outside and open the front door so I can go home, or just in the middle of drowsy conversation, she says the darnedest things. Here are some memorable examples:
BFF: Lizette switched the Maruchan upside down.
---------
BFF: Heheh...
Me: What?
BFF: I was laughing at the dolphin, heh.
Me: WTF?! Dolphin? I don't see any dolphin! o_O
BFF: zzzzzzz
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Me: Hey, wake up, I gotta go.
BFF: Waaaah!
Me: What? What happened?
BFF: The manta ray scared me!
Me: WTF?! What manta ray?!
BFF: One that I just saw... zzzzzzz.
Me: ... o_O
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Me: Hey, gotta go. Up, up!
BFF: Mmmm, no.
Me: Yes, I have to go, get up.
BFF: But I'm here!
Me: ....yes, I can tell you are here, now get up and walk me outside! o_ó
BFF: Ok, ok... zzzzzzzzzz
Me: ...FUCK! *has to get her up by shaking and carrying her*
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Me: Hey, I have to go now, wake up.
BFF: I'm watching Sponge Bob Square-pants.
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And something else that she does that I find magical and amusing is that out of the blue, she would turn off the lights and start changing clothes right in front of me and another friend. Needless to say, no matter how many times she's done it and that she never gets actually naked in front of us, it is still kinda awkward. So there were we waiting in the dark for her to put her pajamas on when the next thing happened:
Me: Well, nice weather, huh? *trying to ease the awkwardness*
reita_junjun: Yup, a bit hot, though.
Me: Yeah, yeah... *hears some fumbling and cursing in the other side of the room* Either way, the season-
And then we get attacked by this being shoved in our faces:
k_sama96: Whoooops! Don't mind me! Keep the conversation going, I just can't find my cellphone.
Both: Uh, huh... oooook... We'll try o_O;
K: Ah! There it was, found it! *goes to the other side of the room, finishes getting dressed and turns on the light*
Both: o_O;
K: Oh, c'mon! Don't look at me like that, it wasn't such a big deal.
Me: Dude... you ass was in our faces and since you're white, even if you turn off the lights it glows in the dark so we got to see it.
K: ...oh, piss off.
So, yeah... for that, and because she danced the can-can for me on my 20th birthday, and because she did the Red Kimono Geisha Dance (sorry, you HAD to be there XD) for no reason at all, and for many other things, I love my bif.
This is actually an old V-Day card, but I think it fits the mood :)
<3