My Kingdom for a Nipple

[cheesepriestess]

"There's WMD that must be found!"
Bush did declare, "We're going to war!"
And the media did loose their hounds
And jump to keep the score
"God's on our side!" all did declare
Patriotic fervor trippled
But then all seemed to change their cares
When Janet showed her nipple
It's strange, me thinks, that this should be
Labeled uncouth and unGodly,
While people die, across the sea
We fume about one body
"Thou shalt not kill." God did lay down,
When ruled he all the rest.
But amongst those TEN, there can't be found
"Thou shalt not bare your breast."