Challenge: "Farewell"

[7tree_hugger]

Bearing in mind that we're all so happy (and that latin_doll and I have some already written (cheating Mod is cheating) an idea was born.

So welcome to the "Angst Week Of Deathly Death" or as latin_doll is forcing me to say "Farewell" week/fortnight.

Anything with death/parting in it. Extra points if it's funny. Ready? Set? GO !!!