Oh jeez, I need to go NOT be on the internet, but after seeing that whole discussion around Mal's situation I - I - Gah!
Have to post this. Maybe I'll give it a decent color treatment later, it's just got a rough one for now.
Rating: PG-13 possibly
Characters/Pairings: Polly/Mal
Warnings: more death-related crack art
Disclaimer: Polly and Mal belong to Terry Pratchett
Zombie Polly!
I figure that when it came time for Pol and Mal to have the 'do you want to be a vampire?' talk, that Polly's answer would be a firm no. But Discworld Zombies just seem to sort of happen, and there were loads in the kneck, so...
Polly got run through with a pike or something, and woke up a while after the battle has ended, thinking she's still in the middle of it. Or something. I don't know, it's just crack art.
I normally don't care for Zombies, on account of them not having much personality. But since that isn't the case with Discworld zombies the idea of Polly coming back as one tickles me ^_^
NOW I WILL RUN BACK TO DOING ACTUAL WORK kthxbai!