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YAKNOW SOMETHING BROTHERS, LAAAAAST NIGHT I was up preparing for the big match man. I was training hard, I was saying my prayers, I was drinking the 1% skimmed milk, dudes. Because we're not talkin' minor leagues anymore, brahs, nonono we're not talkin' some amateur's playground, we're talkin' THE MAIN EVENT, BRAHS!! After MONTHS and MONTHS of PAIN and PRESSURE, it ALL - COMES - DOWN - TO - ONE - DAY!! And as I laced my boots this morning, RIPPED THE DOOR straight off its hinges and jumped into the jungle, I heard a teeny tiny itty bitty voice. You know who it was, Mean Gene? It was Mother Nature, begging "Pleeeease, don't go! Pleease! 2 hours of sleep is not enough to survive in the jungle!" So Mother Nature thinks she knows me. But yasee something Maniacs, Mother Nature doesn't understand the unnatural. Mother Nature doesn't understand The Mania. And Mother Nature doesn't understand THE STRENGTH OF THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD!! So I jumped into the jungle, I CLOTHESLINED the man-eating rhinoceri, I SUPLEXED the white Bengel tigers, and I ATOMIC-DROPPED Baloo, Mowgli, and Steve Irwin back to Never Never Land!! And when I got to The Main Event, I saw the obstacle before me. I stared into the eyes of my opponent, into the EYES OF FEAR. But no. NO WAY WAS I GONNA BACK DOWN FROM THE FIGHT TO END ALL FIGHTS because *points to palm* THIS IS WHERE THE POWER LIES BROTHERS!! And so, there was only three things left to do: #1. I ran wild, #2. I unleashed the BIG BOOT and #3. FOR ALL THE BY-GAWD MANIACS I DROPPED THE LEGDROP OF DOOM FOR THE ONE - TWO - THREE!!!

In other words, today was my last exam, and I think I did pretty well. :)

( And in a nice segue, Best Hulk Hogan Interview Ever. His last words: "Just hang on to the largest back in the world and I'll dog-paddle us back to safety!" I just love the hyperbole of the Hulkster. ^^b )