Sep 08, 2005 00:30
Geneva is stupid. The kids here are fucktards.
We got a new kid in our art class today. So everyone is painting hats, trying to start conversations with the new guy (who henceforth shall be called Stupid). We finally get on one topic: the class elections. We were talking about all the "vote for me" signs all over the school. Someone brought up how two guys (one of them was my brother xP) put VOTE FOR PEDRO signs all over school. They got in trouble, and now all signs have to be checked by teachers before you're allowed to post them. Yeah, I'm sure that now everyone will check with a teacher before they put up joke posters. Anyways, Stupid starts talking about his own pranks.
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Stupid: Ooh, pranks? I love pranks. I'm so good at pranks. Me and my friend do pranks all the time. Wanna hear about it?
Us: Sure
Stupid: Ok, me and my friend. We find people's books lying around the school.
And then we write "poop" in it.
And circle it.
It's so funny!
Girl: ...That's kind of immature.
Stupid: But it's so much fun!
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Keep in mind that this kid is in ELEVENTH GRADE.
He was fucking serious about the whole thing.
ELEVENTH. FUCKING. GRADE.
And he goes around writing "poop" in people's books because it's "funny"
At Trinity, there were kids who would destroy your books because it's "funny"
I miss those kids.
Oh yes, and let's not forget the preppy ditzes either. They aren't much smarter.
"Oh my gawd like Doritos have carbs? Where does it say that?"
"Like, on the box, duh!" *giggle*
"Like, Doritos don't come in boxes, they come in bags!"
"Haha you're right!" *giggle*
"But where does it say that Doritos have carbs? I don't see it!"
"Right there, duh!"
"But that says carbohydrates, not carbs, stupid!"
"They're the same thing!" *giggle*
"Oh my gawd!!! They are??!"
"Yeah!"
"I can't believe I like never thought of that!" *giggle*
I feel my IQ dropping by ten points for each day I go here. T_T
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