Jul 03, 2006 14:17
dear larissa
i love you so muchb
and today is your big day
finally thre big 1 6...
yeah this entry is going to be devoted to the number 16
and the letter L
i LOVE LARISSA AND HER LICORICE LOLLIPOPS. all the LIVELONG day all i can LANGUISH about it the LUSTRE of her LIPS in the LIVERPOOL isLAND.
perfect
now for the number 16
16 babies were diagnoseed with cancer of the eyes and one of them had six toes. 7 (1+6) ofthe babies were fat and the rest were just ugly. six had to be purt to sleep because they wouldnt stop barking
YA!
so larissa,
i hope your 16th birthday is swell. and enjoy your rebellios self and this wonderful wrinke-less age while you can becaue before you know it you're gunna be workiong for the government in spandex tights and you'll have wrinkes.. all over,,,
all in all...
i l y
lots
and happy super sweet 16
you old turd muffin <3