Tweets for Today

Feb 22, 2009 17:01

  • 23:54 If you're a Star Wars fan and you aren't following @Ackbar, you really should be. #
  • 10:58 Laziest weekend I've had in awhile, and I'm okay with that. The weather's been shitty and I'm a little broke at the moment. #
  • 11:01 MTV's Spoilers sucks. As much as I loved seeing @wilw on my tv again, I was really hoping for an actual INTERVIEW with Zach Snyder. #
  • 11:02 Also, Revenge Of The Fallen looks like it should be called "OMG FUCKING EXPLOSIONS!!!1!1!!one (With The Occasional Transformer)" #
  • 11:07 Me: Want me to make you a sandwich? The Girlfriend (jokingly): Poof, you're a sandwich. Me: ... Did you just say "poo for your sandwich?!" #
  • 11:20 Y'know, Sondheim's great and all, but you know what Broadway's always needed? Fart jokes. tinyurl.com/bu3s2z #
  • 11:21 P.S.: Yes, I was being sarcastic. #
  • 13:23 Ahhh... I always get this wonderful sense of self-satisfaction after cleaning the bathroom. #
  • 13:23 Honestly, why do they bother showing Kill Bill on TV? They're just going to edit the shit out of it. #
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