rockin around the christmas tree...
or should i say...christmas penis. oh yes folks, its true. me and beth decorated the apartment and have made Joe, the 5.5 foot inflatable penis our christmas tree. its amazing. we also created a fake poster board/foam bored fireplace, fire, and mantle where we hung up our stockings, something that even alex page might be proud of! it seriously looks amazing, and it all came from the least crafty people in the house, lol. GO ME AND BETH!!! and oh yes...there will be pictures posted soon...
in further news, i have some kick fucking ass roommates. we had our christmas gift exchange party thing tonight and it was hysterical! i got some kick ass shit, including:
~ well, she wasnt at the gift exchange, but earlier i got a book of shots from Maria! (fuck yes!)
~ a stocking full of candy (including mint kit kats...mmm...)
~ two losing lottery tickets (DAMMIT!)
~ Angels in America DVD (OH MY GOD!!! i freakin love it)
~ three family guy shot glasses - stewie, peter, and quagmire (oh dear, i will drink out of them, fo sho)
~ Happy bunny air fresheners (flower and bubble gum...he's so naughty!)
~ the original Monopoly (you know how i love them board games...WHOS GONNA PLAY!?)
and two of the best gifts ever:
~ a build a bear BETH doll, complete with a harly davidson tshirt, ripped jeans, cell phone in pocket, "hanes" socks, classes, and a pierced cartilidge. (i cracked my shit UP!, i LOVE it!! it was my fault though, she asked me what i wanted for xmas and all i could say was "you", hahaha)
~ a freaking stewie figuring where he's all fat and it has the ice cream and the collapsed in wheelbarrow...oh my sweet fancy moses did i about SHIT myself. i seriously had a mini-seizure on the couch and started CRYING i was so fuckin happy. this thing is ridiculous, i dont know what i'm gonna do with myself...
so that about wraps it up, everyone else seemed to like my gifts so that made me super happy as well. im sorry to everyone here at gvsu that hasnt gotten their presents yet, ive just had less than no time to get it all done. after break though for sure, you will have a merry after xmas.
on a completely unrelated note, the cabaret was fucking sweet, dude. i laughed, i cried, lol, good job to everyone who was in it, i was definately entertained. it made me wish that i had ANY fucking time this semester though cause i REALLY wanted to be in it and stuff, but there's always next year. i dont think doing a fourth show at the same time would have really been wise, so i think i came out on top here, lol. next year though, watch out, my shit is THERE!
oh, i'm done with my finals, except for things i just have to finish and turn in, but i dont have to meet anymore for them. i fuckin ACED my Hanson speech, hardcore, it was pretty awesome. and then the prof decided we didnt need to take the written final anyway so i was fuckin elated since i didnt study for it. i definately got an A in that class, ive gotten 3 As and 2 A-s on the 5 speeches so i'm golden for sure. plus it was just exciting to do a hanson speech again, get up there and talk about something im really passionate about. i'd post it, but its basically just a tweaking/reworking of the same speech i did last year which i posted in here. go to Nov 4, 2004 if you care to read it, even though my pictures dont really work anymore. so yea, all i need to do to finish up the semester is my circle skirt, my food prop, and my shakespeare paper which hopefully i can get all done tomorrow somehow and i can make it home wednesday night and see richie :) :) :)
anyway, thats actually ALL i really have to talk about right now, which probably isnt true, but i'm cutting myself off. lookie, lookie, its like, a NORMAL sized entry. i really need to go to bed now cause i definately didnt sleep last night and i've been slurring my words all day, drunk with tiredness. seriously, i'm outtie. love to all and to all a damn good night...
in further news, i have some kick fucking ass roommates. we had our christmas gift exchange party thing tonight and it was hysterical! i got some kick ass shit, including:
~ well, she wasnt at the gift exchange, but earlier i got a book of shots from Maria! (fuck yes!)
~ a stocking full of candy (including mint kit kats...mmm...)
~ two losing lottery tickets (DAMMIT!)
~ Angels in America DVD (OH MY GOD!!! i freakin love it)
~ three family guy shot glasses - stewie, peter, and quagmire (oh dear, i will drink out of them, fo sho)
~ Happy bunny air fresheners (flower and bubble gum...he's so naughty!)
~ the original Monopoly (you know how i love them board games...WHOS GONNA PLAY!?)
and two of the best gifts ever:
~ a build a bear BETH doll, complete with a harly davidson tshirt, ripped jeans, cell phone in pocket, "hanes" socks, classes, and a pierced cartilidge. (i cracked my shit UP!, i LOVE it!! it was my fault though, she asked me what i wanted for xmas and all i could say was "you", hahaha)
~ a freaking stewie figuring where he's all fat and it has the ice cream and the collapsed in wheelbarrow...oh my sweet fancy moses did i about SHIT myself. i seriously had a mini-seizure on the couch and started CRYING i was so fuckin happy. this thing is ridiculous, i dont know what i'm gonna do with myself...
so that about wraps it up, everyone else seemed to like my gifts so that made me super happy as well. im sorry to everyone here at gvsu that hasnt gotten their presents yet, ive just had less than no time to get it all done. after break though for sure, you will have a merry after xmas.
on a completely unrelated note, the cabaret was fucking sweet, dude. i laughed, i cried, lol, good job to everyone who was in it, i was definately entertained. it made me wish that i had ANY fucking time this semester though cause i REALLY wanted to be in it and stuff, but there's always next year. i dont think doing a fourth show at the same time would have really been wise, so i think i came out on top here, lol. next year though, watch out, my shit is THERE!
oh, i'm done with my finals, except for things i just have to finish and turn in, but i dont have to meet anymore for them. i fuckin ACED my Hanson speech, hardcore, it was pretty awesome. and then the prof decided we didnt need to take the written final anyway so i was fuckin elated since i didnt study for it. i definately got an A in that class, ive gotten 3 As and 2 A-s on the 5 speeches so i'm golden for sure. plus it was just exciting to do a hanson speech again, get up there and talk about something im really passionate about. i'd post it, but its basically just a tweaking/reworking of the same speech i did last year which i posted in here. go to Nov 4, 2004 if you care to read it, even though my pictures dont really work anymore. so yea, all i need to do to finish up the semester is my circle skirt, my food prop, and my shakespeare paper which hopefully i can get all done tomorrow somehow and i can make it home wednesday night and see richie :) :) :)
anyway, thats actually ALL i really have to talk about right now, which probably isnt true, but i'm cutting myself off. lookie, lookie, its like, a NORMAL sized entry. i really need to go to bed now cause i definately didnt sleep last night and i've been slurring my words all day, drunk with tiredness. seriously, i'm outtie. love to all and to all a damn good night...