Professor Snape
Oh how spandex turned Brendon Urie on, but robes? Oh my god boner. Sure, sometimes Brendon and Ryan liked to dress up as super heros to spice things up a bit, but Harry Potter. Harry is Brendon's favorite fictional character! Now to see a lightning bolt drawn onto Ryan's forehead in sharpie, and a wand in hand drove Brendon completely crazy. He just wanted to jump on him and skip the foreplay.
'So Mr. Potter, what are you doing awake and roaming at this hour?' Brendon said as he tapped his wand pointedly on Ryan's chest.
'Well, Professor Snape, sir, I'm afraid I have really been up to no good.' He stammered in an attempt at a cheeky british accent.
'So it seems, Mr. Potter. 10 points from Gryffindor and some more punishment will be necessary. I'm afraid we will have to bring in Hagrid.' Brendon made some spastic movements with the twig he was holding (he was sending a patronus for Hagrid which was in the form a glowing, galloping stallion which was really Spencer bursting out of the closet, whinnying, neighing and screaming, 'HOLD ON! I'LL GO GET JON!'.)
Ryan tried to stifle a laugh but couldn't. After it escaped, he looked at his loafers through his circular glasses and Brendon gasped at the huge disrespect he had just received.
' How dare you?' He hissed. 'Now I think it is time to bring in Professor Mcgonigal' Ryan gasped.
'Please sir, I-I'm sorry! I.. please... not her! I beg of you sir!' He whimpered.
'Pathetic.' Spat Brendon.
'I'VE GOT HAGRID, SNAPE!' Spencer screamed while dragging Jon who was clad in a brown scruffy wig.
' Snape. 'Ello, will ya be needin' my services?' Brendon nodded a satisfied nod and proceeded.
'We will also be needing Mcgonigal.' Brendon had another little seizure with his 'wand' and mutter 'Expecto Patronum' under his breath and Spencer flew out the door once again.
'ONE SEC, I'LL BE BACK IN A JIFFY GUYS!'
'So, I think it will be appropriate to get started without Mcgonigal seeing as you are such a naughty, naughty wizard boy.' Ryan looked ashamed and Jon (who was still in his wig, but adjusting it because he couldn't see) nodded in agreement.
Spencer burst in in witch robes.
'TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!' He bellowed in a female-ish voice and pointed his wand at Ryan's crotch. Ryan blushed slightly, and unbuckled his pants. He slowly pushed them down, tantalizing the others who waited eagerly.
'Wow 'arry, ya 'ave a monsta cock thar.' Ryan smiled and blushed.
'Turn around.' Brendon said sternly, pretending not to be aroused by Ryan's enormous penis. Ryan did as he was told.
'Bend over now.' He snapped, again Ryan doing as he was told.
Brendon raised his wand, taking a moment to enjoy the feeling of control.
'Just fucking do it man, you're so retarded.' Spencer said and Brendon responded with a glare, but brought down the wand on Ryan's tushie with such force Ryan cried out.
' Another 10 points. Do your regret what you did yet, Harry?' Brendon said and he could no longer contain the devilish grin that was spreading across his face.
'Sorry sir, but no I don't.' He retorted though clenched teeth.
Brendon hit him harder and red welts were already appearing on Ryan's ass. Brendon didn't even notice Spencer turning to Jon and saying, 'Holy shit Hagrid. Those fuck-bags are making me so horny. I think you should spank my old ass right now.' and Jon just nodded.
'OH HEY GUYS! JESUS CHRIST YOUR FUCKING HOUSE IS SO FUCKING DIRTY! LIKE FOR FUCKS SAKE THERE ARE DUST BUNNIES EVERY FUCKING WERE. AND YOUR COOKIES TASTE LIKE ASS, THEY'RE ASS COOKIES. WOAH HOLY SHIT.' Gabe yelled, bursting through the bedroom door in nothing but skinny jeans and an apron. His jaw dropped to the floor at the scene before him.
'Woahhh, wait.. can I be Ron?'
A/N:
Okay, wow. Lmao, I wrote this with the help of my lovely friend Laurel and like... yeah. Well don't take this seriously seeing as it is really early in the morning and we are just a bit high still. So, enjoy :P XD
'So Mr. Potter, what are you doing awake and roaming at this hour?' Brendon said as he tapped his wand pointedly on Ryan's chest.
'Well, Professor Snape, sir, I'm afraid I have really been up to no good.' He stammered in an attempt at a cheeky british accent.
'So it seems, Mr. Potter. 10 points from Gryffindor and some more punishment will be necessary. I'm afraid we will have to bring in Hagrid.' Brendon made some spastic movements with the twig he was holding (he was sending a patronus for Hagrid which was in the form a glowing, galloping stallion which was really Spencer bursting out of the closet, whinnying, neighing and screaming, 'HOLD ON! I'LL GO GET JON!'.)
Ryan tried to stifle a laugh but couldn't. After it escaped, he looked at his loafers through his circular glasses and Brendon gasped at the huge disrespect he had just received.
' How dare you?' He hissed. 'Now I think it is time to bring in Professor Mcgonigal' Ryan gasped.
'Please sir, I-I'm sorry! I.. please... not her! I beg of you sir!' He whimpered.
'Pathetic.' Spat Brendon.
'I'VE GOT HAGRID, SNAPE!' Spencer screamed while dragging Jon who was clad in a brown scruffy wig.
' Snape. 'Ello, will ya be needin' my services?' Brendon nodded a satisfied nod and proceeded.
'We will also be needing Mcgonigal.' Brendon had another little seizure with his 'wand' and mutter 'Expecto Patronum' under his breath and Spencer flew out the door once again.
'ONE SEC, I'LL BE BACK IN A JIFFY GUYS!'
'So, I think it will be appropriate to get started without Mcgonigal seeing as you are such a naughty, naughty wizard boy.' Ryan looked ashamed and Jon (who was still in his wig, but adjusting it because he couldn't see) nodded in agreement.
Spencer burst in in witch robes.
'TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!' He bellowed in a female-ish voice and pointed his wand at Ryan's crotch. Ryan blushed slightly, and unbuckled his pants. He slowly pushed them down, tantalizing the others who waited eagerly.
'Wow 'arry, ya 'ave a monsta cock thar.' Ryan smiled and blushed.
'Turn around.' Brendon said sternly, pretending not to be aroused by Ryan's enormous penis. Ryan did as he was told.
'Bend over now.' He snapped, again Ryan doing as he was told.
Brendon raised his wand, taking a moment to enjoy the feeling of control.
'Just fucking do it man, you're so retarded.' Spencer said and Brendon responded with a glare, but brought down the wand on Ryan's tushie with such force Ryan cried out.
' Another 10 points. Do your regret what you did yet, Harry?' Brendon said and he could no longer contain the devilish grin that was spreading across his face.
'Sorry sir, but no I don't.' He retorted though clenched teeth.
Brendon hit him harder and red welts were already appearing on Ryan's ass. Brendon didn't even notice Spencer turning to Jon and saying, 'Holy shit Hagrid. Those fuck-bags are making me so horny. I think you should spank my old ass right now.' and Jon just nodded.
'OH HEY GUYS! JESUS CHRIST YOUR FUCKING HOUSE IS SO FUCKING DIRTY! LIKE FOR FUCKS SAKE THERE ARE DUST BUNNIES EVERY FUCKING WERE. AND YOUR COOKIES TASTE LIKE ASS, THEY'RE ASS COOKIES. WOAH HOLY SHIT.' Gabe yelled, bursting through the bedroom door in nothing but skinny jeans and an apron. His jaw dropped to the floor at the scene before him.
'Woahhh, wait.. can I be Ron?'
A/N:
Okay, wow. Lmao, I wrote this with the help of my lovely friend Laurel and like... yeah. Well don't take this seriously seeing as it is really early in the morning and we are just a bit high still. So, enjoy :P XD