HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Aug 06, 2005 14:55

Ok, at the moment, I'm in Chicago (YAY!!!) and I just finished a thirty-something minute session of laughing. Oh, to the lead the life of a certified maniac...

And at the airport where I was rereading Pride and Prejudice and loving Mr. Darcy whose first name is Fitzwilliam (WTF?!), out of the blue, this one question smacked me like a boulder dropping on Wile E. Coyote:

How would Elizabeth Bennet yell Fitzwilliam during sex?

Really. How? I mean, I think it'd be too hard and too long to properly scream out Fitzwilliam in the throes of passion so it'd have to be shortened. But to what? Would it be something like "Fitzy!!"? Or maybe she wouldn't scream his first name at all but just "MR. DARCY!!!"

...

Methinks this is the product of less than 5 hours of sleep last night. Either that or I'm in desperate need of serious help.
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