shart

Feb 08, 2007 20:29

So, this bitch at my night job sharted. It looked like an upside down figure eight of ass water on her khakis. She got pissed at me for saying something and pulled out her shirt to cover her ass-mess. Like it's my fault that she can't control herself.

Anyways, she called back later and wanted to know her schedule for next week. I told her that she needed to be in at Shart-30. Maybe, 5 o'clock shart, half past her asshole and a quarter to her thigh.

Huh...

I have no friends...wonder why?
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