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Stationery Drama

Oct 17, 2011 00:27

Title: Stationery Drama
Pairing: Qmi, not-so-ninja!yewon, hanchul, kangteuk and eunhae
Rating: PG-13 (for some brief mentions of kissing and vague sexual innuendos)
Wordcount: 9258
Summary: In which Kyuhyun the pencil and Zhou Mi the eraser learn that school supplies make for strange bedfellows. Written for my one and only static_abyss
Disclaimer: I wish someone ( Read more... )

qmi, title: stationery drama, one shot

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static_abyss October 17 2011, 04:30:13 UTC

YOU SUCK.

meanie cheese_on_sauce October 17 2011, 04:30:55 UTC

it's not my fault that i haven't been on LJ forever and forgot how to do things properlyyy! why you so mean! :(

am not. i am so nice static_abyss October 17 2011, 04:32:38 UTC

you're trying to get rid of my awesomeness admit it

Re: am not. i am so nice cheese_on_sauce October 17 2011, 04:46:08 UTC

lmao what awesomeness?

Re: am not. i am so nice static_abyss October 17 2011, 04:51:47 UTC

what are you trying to say

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shibrows are better cheese_on_sauce October 17 2011, 04:52:32 UTC

enough said

what are you talking about. that is THE DOCTOR static_abyss October 17 2011, 05:17:18 UTC

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Re: what are you talking about. that is THE DOCTOR static_abyss October 17 2011, 14:39:14 UTC

GHJFFG YOU WERE NOT LISTENING TO MBLAQ'S MONA LISA

DSHGKAS THIS WAS ADORABLE AS HELL static_abyss October 17 2011, 04:55:55 UTC

This is dedicated to the one person who will forever be the eraser to my pencil static_abyss Enjoy!

;~; I should hate you, you know. You made me wait long enough for this. ily ♥

that he that he is going to be made into something that will be used and abused and eventually thrown away in favor of newer, fresher wood. He looks forward to it.

perve. omfg Kyuhyun is a perve. I love him.

how am I supposed to quote all of this. omg I love the shinee. I love the shinee and Minho being wound so tight and Jinki omg I love Jinki. And I love Jonghyun because you just always love Jonghyun and no, this will have some sort of cohenrency. It’ll make sense just wait. But, Key, keyyyyyyyyyy. And baby Taeminnie <3

He sees, rather than feels the pokes and the prods, and just lies there until he is eventually deemed to be the right texture and left alone in the cold.omfg you had Zhou Mi abused. You…you person how could you. My poor baby :( I can’t believe you were so mean to Zhou Mi. If I had a Zhou Mi eraser I would use him only when absolutely necessary and ( ... )

I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME WAIT SO LONG static_abyss October 17 2011, 05:02:47 UTC

He is someone Kyuhyun relies on a lot and someone who can be found by his side all the time. He has even said on numerous occasions that Sungmin made him better, sharper even.

How dare there be kyumin in my qmi you’re qmi my qmi ):

He tries not to cringe every time Kyuhyun inserts himself into Sungmin

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I LOVED THIS OMG static_abyss October 17 2011, 05:03:25 UTC

In the end, Zhou Mi never does break into pieces and Kyuhyun never does get thrown out and replaced. They live the rest of their lives together with the ones they love much as they have been doing, sometimes agreeing and sometimes fighting, but always loving.

THAT WAS SO FUCKING ADORABLE AND IT MADE ME AWW AND WANT TO CUDDLE WITH LITTLE PUPPIES. OMFG.

Ew, I made no sense through most of this, but whatever. Basically the point was that you made me wait forever for this. FOREVER. But it was so worth it. omg laughed and flailed in my chair and it was goooood. So good. And adorable and I just want to sdjhgfkajsgkfjgdkjfah BECAUSE IT WAS SO CUTE IT MADE MY HEART HURT.
You know, never has a fic about stationary made me feel so much in one go. They’re pencils and pens and erasers and lamps and it’s so cute and pretty and omg how dare you write this ;~; it’s so cute. I love it.

BASICALLY static_abyss October 17 2011, 05:08:08 UTC

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Re: BASICALLY cheese_on_sauce October 20 2011, 00:16:24 UTC

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Re: BASICALLY static_abyss October 20 2011, 03:30:41 UTC

OMFG YOU'RE STILL ALIVE????

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Re: BASICALLY cheese_on_sauce October 20 2011, 03:43:25 UTC

my hug was better.
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WE JUST TALKED EARLIER TODAY. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ISN'T ALIVE
I WANT MY BRAIN BACK
YOU MAKE ME SAD

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Re: BASICALLY static_abyss October 20 2011, 06:07:26 UTC

ew is that donghae >:|
you make no sense to me sometimes you know :( i am so nice to you, sitting here doing chemistry and planing your future alarm clock. and here you are dissing my hugs and ;~; why are you so mean to me?

lol i win. my story was better.

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