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Jun 20, 2006 15:16

Ladies and Gentlemen, you attentions please; I have stumbled across a matter of supreme urgency.

While I recognize that there are people over in third world countries battling disease, starvation, and the occasional warlord trying to rewrite the maps of the world; and that here in our own good old US we have to contend with illegal immigration, deflating economies, and the occasional democratically elected warlord trying to rewrite the maps of the world, I ask that you turn your attention to our good friends, the British.

You see, the country of Britain, and more specifically the city of London, is going through a major - and very poorly covered - crisis. Therefore, I ask that you educate yourselves about these most grievous matters...

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/20/world/20pigeons.html
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