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Santa is a PIMP. you heard right...p.i.m.p. yep. saw him last night shagging my dear old aunt. f-ing gross if you ask me. just kidding. I'm bored. its .... 1:59am!! on the dot mate (I only said mate, because I'm trying out this new thing to see if people will kill me if I say mate~ I live in america, were everyone is scared of anything that isnt american.) So how is the world out there? awesome. I'm bored. this is short. REAL short. you know I just relised something, BIG. . .I dont like a lot of my friends. Acusations come with resons...because they lie, they pretend and they are nasty little things. nasty. andyways. I went to this party today (night) and all my closest buddys were there, and it was a xmas party and everybody had to dress up as something and I dreesed up as a fairy, a blue glittery fairy with a all to cute wand, well anyways, andrew was a ghost, mike (⌠) was a skeloten, and andy was a fairy (pink) and mark (not really close, but whatever) was a dinosuare and emily was a man. . .so anyways, after about five mintes into the party, I got real bored, I wasnt drinking or smoking or having sex, I was just being a good girl watching andy (who claims he as straight as a ruler) was hitting on my boyfriend and mark went upstairs with some girl and I dont even want to know what andrew was up to...anyways, I was jsut sitting there minding my own when this realllllllllyyyyyyy drunk guy (who'd look GREAT in a tux) but anyways, he starts LICKING MY NECK!!!! This is when I freak out. and slap him. he smiles and asks me if I'd like to have sex with him! so I left (with him) not like that, no, I took him so he wouldnt end up in a car accident ~ took him back to andys to sleep there, andys bi so he wouldnt mind, and went back home, but guess whos there? MY WHOLE FRICKEN FAMILY!!!! And I'm standing in the door way with my fairy outfit on and my star wand in my bra (so I could open the door) and they were all wide eyed on me! I had forgotten today was the family christmas celebrateion! omg! so much humilation! and andy showed at my door steps pratically having SEX with my boyfriend on the porch! grr....anyways its now 2:29 an I feel like sleeping. Love you.
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