I know I've been somewhat neglecting my ONE TRUE FANDOM of Lord of the Rings lately. And that makes me a bad person.
So, like, hobbits.
(This rational and fascinating post is actually a cunning, though perhaps imprecise, translation from
OMG WHEE
SUPERTRAILER PERISH FAWN DIE SQUEE FAWN DEE VEE DEEEEEEEE RELEASE PIPPINMERREHFARAMIREOWYNEVERYONEEVERYWHEREEVERL0o0o0o0o0o0oOVE!111111111!1
...with a little jkafkldsf;afafdljaf;aemfanfken;fa on the side.)