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Jul 03, 2005 19:16

Ok, so today i tried to do some summer assignments, and i talked on IM, and then i actually swam some mrs corgan inspired laps ( basically just kicking ) then i took a shower. I love washing my hair, then combing it and putting on the slimey stuff that makes it soft. That makes my day. Obvioulsy i couldnt survive in Europe because they are smelly and wouldnt understand, lol. Then i got a back massage by the little back massager machine my mom has. I normally don't us it, cuz it kinda hurts when it goes over your shoulder blades, but since SOMEONE *cough- chris-cough* hasn't given me one in awhile i was desperate. And drinking this really good diet snapple tea... it's peach! :) I've decided that with each LJ post i'm going to leave you with some piece of insight into something either with a story or a quote, or a survey, or a quiz thingy! Here is todays- I got it in an email from Christen about a year go, it's really cool.

Would you run???

One Sunday morning during service,
a 2,000 member congregation was
surprised to see two men enter,
both covered from head to toe in black
and carrying submachine guns.
One of the men proclaimed,"Anyone
willing to take a bullet for Christ
remain where you are."

*

Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled, and most of the congregation fled.
Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20.

*

The man who had spoken took off his hood,
looked at the preacher and said
"Okay Pastor, I got rid of all
the hypocrites. Now you may begin
your service. Have a nice day!"
And the two men turned and walked out.

* intresting story isn't it? Ok, i'm out. Peace!
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