REVELATIONS
NmyPnts9: Hey Leah... how do you feel about Bono?
van awesoma: well
van awesoma: let me tell you
NmyPnts9: beautiful i'd love to hear
van awesoma: mor i'm pretty damn sure at this juncture in my life that bono is the fucking antichrist
van awesoma: and let me tell you why
van awesoma: no one is a billionaire musician who has ipods named after his band AND a selfless philanthropist
van awesoma: i mean, circa 1982 he was freaking awesome
van awesoma: u2 still wasn't the best, but they had style
van awesoma: then satan chose him
van awesoma: and since then he's been really obnoxious
van awesoma: i mean god
van awesoma: look at it
van awesoma: africa is being saved, yes
van awesoma: but to what end
NmyPnts9: seriously... the whole things with Africa
van awesoma: bono is just going to use his nobel peace prize to sell more iPods and bad u2 albums
NmyPnts9: it's like no one else can go after saving Africa any more
van awesoma: why does he get Africa all to himself?
van awesoma: what if we want to save the children?
van awesoma: i think live 8
van awesoma: is bullshit
van awesoma: and bono just wants good PR because he's secretly a beast
van awesoma: why does he always wear sunglasses
van awesoma: ?
NmyPnts9: evil eyes
van awesoma: TO HIDE THE FLAMES LICKING UP FROM HIS RETINAS
NmyPnts9: he's hidding them
van awesoma: amen
NmyPnts9: we should do something about this
van awesoma: what do you think we should do?
NmyPnts9: i feel like this situation could get out of contro
van awesoma: he's got too much power
NmyPnts9: i thinkw e should talk to Opra and say...
NmyPnts9: Hey... we're Leah and Mor
van awesoma: oprah! yes she could help
van awesoma: and we want to be fashion designers
van awesoma: but how could our clothes help the children?
van awesoma: ...
NmyPnts9: we would like to save African children by making AIDS repelents clothes
van awesoma: OMG
van awesoma: IT'S THE PERFECT SOLUTION
van awesoma: AIDS REPELLANT CLOTHING
NmyPnts9: THAT'S ONE THING BONO DIDN'T THINK OF!!!
NmyPnts9: we fucking beat his ass!!!!
van awesoma: dude
van awesoma: we are amazing, we're going to strip him of all his dignity
van awesoma: until all he can do is just be fat on another country
NmyPnts9: it's probably because he's not in the best College of Textiles world wide
van awesoma: afuckingmen
NmyPnts9: Bono is most totally fat on Third Country Nations
NmyPnts9: he should probably work on that one
van awesoma: he should probably work on not being a secret tyrant
van awesoma: him and dick cheney are secretly in cahoots
NmyPnts9: i bet they're best friends
van awesoma: in cahoots to take over all the neutral countries of the world and unite for evil purposes
NmyPnts9: oh damn
NmyPnts9: we'll all have to listen to Bono music
NmyPnts9: that's probably how we're all going to turn evil
van awesoma: probably so
van awesoma: we can hand out nonwoven earplugs!!!
NmyPnts9: omgosh!!!!
van awesoma: we need to pick allies
NmyPnts9: we should put a Bono-music repellant finish on that too
van awesoma: i choose arnold schwarzenegger
NmyPnts9: yeah he doesn't like girly men
van awesoma: a u2 repellant would probably be the best selling product ever
NmyPnts9: we would take over the world
NmyPnts9: and save the world too
van awesoma: we WILL save africa
van awesoma: and the world
NmyPnts9: amen !!!!
van awesoma: wow i like this idea
NmyPnts9: we should go with it
NmyPnts9: god only knows... these days everyone needs to be saved
van awesoma: i think the worst thing is to look to another human for salvation
NmyPnts9: Bono didn't know about that
NmyPnts9: but i agree with you
van awesoma: yeah yeah
van awesoma: we know more than bono does
van awesoma: well
van awesoma: let me tell you
NmyPnts9: beautiful i'd love to hear
van awesoma: mor i'm pretty damn sure at this juncture in my life that bono is the fucking antichrist
van awesoma: and let me tell you why
van awesoma: no one is a billionaire musician who has ipods named after his band AND a selfless philanthropist
van awesoma: i mean, circa 1982 he was freaking awesome
van awesoma: u2 still wasn't the best, but they had style
van awesoma: then satan chose him
van awesoma: and since then he's been really obnoxious
van awesoma: i mean god
van awesoma: look at it
van awesoma: africa is being saved, yes
van awesoma: but to what end
NmyPnts9: seriously... the whole things with Africa
van awesoma: bono is just going to use his nobel peace prize to sell more iPods and bad u2 albums
NmyPnts9: it's like no one else can go after saving Africa any more
van awesoma: why does he get Africa all to himself?
van awesoma: what if we want to save the children?
van awesoma: i think live 8
van awesoma: is bullshit
van awesoma: and bono just wants good PR because he's secretly a beast
van awesoma: why does he always wear sunglasses
van awesoma: ?
NmyPnts9: evil eyes
van awesoma: TO HIDE THE FLAMES LICKING UP FROM HIS RETINAS
NmyPnts9: he's hidding them
van awesoma: amen
NmyPnts9: we should do something about this
van awesoma: what do you think we should do?
NmyPnts9: i feel like this situation could get out of contro
van awesoma: he's got too much power
NmyPnts9: i thinkw e should talk to Opra and say...
NmyPnts9: Hey... we're Leah and Mor
van awesoma: oprah! yes she could help
van awesoma: and we want to be fashion designers
van awesoma: but how could our clothes help the children?
van awesoma: ...
NmyPnts9: we would like to save African children by making AIDS repelents clothes
van awesoma: OMG
van awesoma: IT'S THE PERFECT SOLUTION
van awesoma: AIDS REPELLANT CLOTHING
NmyPnts9: THAT'S ONE THING BONO DIDN'T THINK OF!!!
NmyPnts9: we fucking beat his ass!!!!
van awesoma: dude
van awesoma: we are amazing, we're going to strip him of all his dignity
van awesoma: until all he can do is just be fat on another country
NmyPnts9: it's probably because he's not in the best College of Textiles world wide
van awesoma: afuckingmen
NmyPnts9: Bono is most totally fat on Third Country Nations
NmyPnts9: he should probably work on that one
van awesoma: he should probably work on not being a secret tyrant
van awesoma: him and dick cheney are secretly in cahoots
NmyPnts9: i bet they're best friends
van awesoma: in cahoots to take over all the neutral countries of the world and unite for evil purposes
NmyPnts9: oh damn
NmyPnts9: we'll all have to listen to Bono music
NmyPnts9: that's probably how we're all going to turn evil
van awesoma: probably so
van awesoma: we can hand out nonwoven earplugs!!!
NmyPnts9: omgosh!!!!
van awesoma: we need to pick allies
NmyPnts9: we should put a Bono-music repellant finish on that too
van awesoma: i choose arnold schwarzenegger
NmyPnts9: yeah he doesn't like girly men
van awesoma: a u2 repellant would probably be the best selling product ever
NmyPnts9: we would take over the world
NmyPnts9: and save the world too
van awesoma: we WILL save africa
van awesoma: and the world
NmyPnts9: amen !!!!
van awesoma: wow i like this idea
NmyPnts9: we should go with it
NmyPnts9: god only knows... these days everyone needs to be saved
van awesoma: i think the worst thing is to look to another human for salvation
NmyPnts9: Bono didn't know about that
NmyPnts9: but i agree with you
van awesoma: yeah yeah
van awesoma: we know more than bono does