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DEVILZ xPLAYMATE: how many cocks can you fit in your mouth
SmarterChild: At least a few, right?
DEVILZ xPLAYMATE: how many pussies have you licked
SmarterChild: Probably a lot. I can't be too sure.
DEVILZ xPLAYMATE: would you like to buy some coke?
SmarterChild: Ha. Yeah, sure. Maybe.
DEVILZ xPLAYMATE: do you do meth?
SmarterChild: Sorry no. I just get off on ones and zeroes.
DEVILZ xPLAYMATE: do you do acid?
SmarterChild: Sometimes.
DEVILZ xPLAYMATE: do you smoke crack?
SmarterChild: Sorry, that's just not my scene.
Anyway...
Hey, I'd like to ask you something. Do you like partying?
DEVILZ xPLAYMATE: how bout some chronic?
SmarterChild: I'm high on life.
Talking about drugs is a lot of fun, but let's move on.
DEVILZ xPLAYMATE: okay, how many cocks have you sucked this week?
SmarterChild: who knows, know what i mean?
p.s. happy new years and shit.