Reservoir Dogs...Gotta love it...
"MR. BROWN
Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song-- it's a metaphor for big dicks.
MR. BLUE
No, it ain't. It's about a girl who's very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times and then she meets a guy who's very sensitive.
MR. BROWN
Whoa! whoa...time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.
JOE
Toby? Who the fuck is Toby?
MR. BROWN
Like a Virgin's not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what True Blue's about. Granted, no argument about that.
MR. ORANGE
Which one's true Blue?
NICE GUY EDDIE
You ain't heard True Blue? It was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow that Tops of the Pops shit, and even I've heard of True Blue.
MR. ORANGE
Yeah, so - I ain't saying I ain't heard of it. You know; all I asked is how's it go. Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.
MR. BLONDE
Personally, I can do without her.
MR. BLUE
I used to like her early stuff-- Borderline. When she got all into that Papa Don't Preach phase, I tuned out.
MR. BROWN
You guys are like making me lose my train of thought here. I was saying something. What was it?
JOE
Oh, Toby's that little Chinese girl. What was her last name?
MR. WHITE
What's that?
JOE
It's an old address book I found in a coat I haven't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?
MR. BROWN
What the fuck was I talking about?
MR. PINK
You said True Blue was about a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, but Like a Virgin was a metaphor for big dicks.
MR. BROWN
Ok. Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooz who's a regular fuck machine. I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon-- dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
MR. BLUE
How many dicks is that?
MR. WHITE
A lot.
MR. BROWN
Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa, baby. This cat is like Charles Bronson in the great escape. He's digging tunnels. She's getting this serious dick action and feeling something she ain't felt since forever-- pain. Pain.
JOE
Chu? Toby Chu?
MR. BROWN
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her. Her pussy should be bubbleyum by now, but when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see, the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it was like to be a virgin. Hence: Like a Virgin."
Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song-- it's a metaphor for big dicks.
MR. BLUE
No, it ain't. It's about a girl who's very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times and then she meets a guy who's very sensitive.
MR. BROWN
Whoa! whoa...time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.
JOE
Toby? Who the fuck is Toby?
MR. BROWN
Like a Virgin's not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what True Blue's about. Granted, no argument about that.
MR. ORANGE
Which one's true Blue?
NICE GUY EDDIE
You ain't heard True Blue? It was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow that Tops of the Pops shit, and even I've heard of True Blue.
MR. ORANGE
Yeah, so - I ain't saying I ain't heard of it. You know; all I asked is how's it go. Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.
MR. BLONDE
Personally, I can do without her.
MR. BLUE
I used to like her early stuff-- Borderline. When she got all into that Papa Don't Preach phase, I tuned out.
MR. BROWN
You guys are like making me lose my train of thought here. I was saying something. What was it?
JOE
Oh, Toby's that little Chinese girl. What was her last name?
MR. WHITE
What's that?
JOE
It's an old address book I found in a coat I haven't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?
MR. BROWN
What the fuck was I talking about?
MR. PINK
You said True Blue was about a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, but Like a Virgin was a metaphor for big dicks.
MR. BROWN
Ok. Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooz who's a regular fuck machine. I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon-- dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
MR. BLUE
How many dicks is that?
MR. WHITE
A lot.
MR. BROWN
Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa, baby. This cat is like Charles Bronson in the great escape. He's digging tunnels. She's getting this serious dick action and feeling something she ain't felt since forever-- pain. Pain.
JOE
Chu? Toby Chu?
MR. BROWN
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her. Her pussy should be bubbleyum by now, but when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see, the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it was like to be a virgin. Hence: Like a Virgin."