basketball star
I have been watching the NBA playoffs lately. It has got me thinking, as a 6 ft white guy with no vertical leap, I think I could play in the NBA and I'll give my reasons why.
1. I would bring back the old uniforms with short shorts, headbands, and tight jerseys. I would look good.
2. Although, I do not know how to play Defense or dunk, I know how to shoot a 3. doesnt mean it will go in, but I know how to shoot it.
3. Trash Talking. Oh yea, I know how to trash talk. for instance, "You can't shoot buddy, you stink and smell like bananas. Call me the bus driver, I am taking you to school."
4. I have perfected the ass slap. Good job (pat on behind)
I need an agent, I am declaring myself next season. Thank you
1. I would bring back the old uniforms with short shorts, headbands, and tight jerseys. I would look good.
2. Although, I do not know how to play Defense or dunk, I know how to shoot a 3. doesnt mean it will go in, but I know how to shoot it.
3. Trash Talking. Oh yea, I know how to trash talk. for instance, "You can't shoot buddy, you stink and smell like bananas. Call me the bus driver, I am taking you to school."
4. I have perfected the ass slap. Good job (pat on behind)
I need an agent, I am declaring myself next season. Thank you