The Jay Byrns awards

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With the Oscars, emmeys, music awards, and whatever other shows there are, I figured it was time to have my own award show. And the nominees are:

Best Actor

1. Christopher Walken
2. Bill Murray
3. Johnny Depp
4. Brad Pitt
5. Will Farrell

Best Actress

1. Drew Barrymore
2. Franka Potente
3. Wynona Rider
4. Angelina Jolie

Best Comedic Movie

1. Office Space
2. Joe Dirt
3. Super Troopers
4. Old School
5. Zoolander

Best Horror

1. Halloween
2. Friday the 13th
3. Dead Alive
4. The Ring

Best Animated

1. Lion King
2. Aladdin
3. Nightmare before Christmas
4. Finding Nemo
5. Monsters Inc

Best Character in a film

1. Milton in Office Space
2. Jay and Silent Bob- Kevin Smith Collection
3. The "Dude"- Big Lebowski
4. Tyler Durden- Fight Club
5. Hansel- Zoolander

Best Subtitled Film

1. Run lola Run
2. Amelie
3. Crouching Dragon Hidden Tiger
4. Battle Royal

Best Trilogy

1. Indiana Jones
2. Star Wars-The original 3
3. Lord of the Rings
4. Back to the Future

Best Sports Movie

1. Lady Bugs
2. Slap Shot
3. Rocky
4. Miracle
5. Men with Brooms-had to include it for all the Canadian Voters

Best War Movie

1. Full Metal Jacket
2. Platoon
3. Saving Private Ryan
4. BlackHawk Down

Best Actor that came from Saturday night live

1. Will Farrell
2. Chris Rock
3. David Spade
4. Chris Farelly
5. Adam Sandler

Best Children's Movie

1. Lizzie McGuire
2. Spy Kids
3. Freaky Friday
4. My Dog Skip

Best Overall Movie

1. Fight Club
2. Donnie Darko
3. Big Lebowski
4. Boondock Saints
5. Rushmore

That winners will be announced next week. Please feel free to cast your votes, they will be included in the final tally. If there is a category I forgot, please tell me and I will add it.

Todays word is politure- gloss given by polish
and Niggle- small, cramped handwriting