Every time we visit my family in Ohio I worry that I will never be a nice person. Nice people, I think, are happier people. But nice people miss out on a lot of the good stuff because it is not really conducive to being, well, nice. Nice people don't enjoy films such as
Gozu (Japanese title Grand Theater of Perversion and Fear: Cow's Head).
Maybe I should take up transcendental meditation. David Lynch seems pretty happy.
Dear New James Bond writers/directors/producers,
James Bond is not Batman. You are not Christopher Nolan. So let's see some bikinis and crack some jokes once in a while.
kthanx