[FIC] The Curious Case of Some People at Some Places on Some Time One Day
Pairing: Junseung
Genre: Fluff-est
Summary: They like each other. [Summarizing is my waterloo, okay.]
A/N: Crazy, crazy, crazy. I wanted to write angst, so I don’t know what this is, really. I guess it’s just my way of rebelling against mile-long technical paragraphs I’ve been reading recently. Ugh. Forgive me for this.
Some Café, 10-ish AM
“I think Hyunseung’s gay.”
“What?”
“I said I think Hyunseung’s gay.”
“Yeah, I heard you. I mean, why do you look excited?”
“Because,” she looked at him with a mischievous glint in her eyes, “you two will finally hook up.”
“Haha-what?!”
“What what? You like him, don’t you?”
“I do. But he’s not into men.”
“How would you know he’s not into you when you haven’t even tried?”
“I said he’s not into men. Not ‘not into me’!”
“Whatever. Just be sure to make him visit me often when you’re going out already, okay?”
“You’re crazy.”
“You got that from me, you rascal.”
Some Dorm, 12-ish PM
“I missed you!”
“Oh shut up, Seobbie. I just went out for like three hours.”
“You two, come here already. I’m starving.”
“Doojoon hyung, where’s Hyunseung hyung?”
“Hey Jun, where’s Seung?”
“Why the heck are you asking me? I just got home, remember?”
“Oh.”
“Hey Kikwang, where’s Seung?”
“I cooked him. We’re eating him right now.” That earned him dark looks from everyone.
“Ugh. I don’t wanna eat anymore.”
“I don’t know where he is, okay? I last saw him at the balcony, talking to someone on the phone.”
“Hmm. Who might that be?”
"His boss probably. They’re finally assembling their troops to invade the ear-ack!” Someone shoved cabbage leaves into his mouth.
“Well, he’s not answering my calls now. Where do you think he went, Jun?”
“I have no idea.” Then he went out after having lunch.
Some Park, 1 PM
“You’re late because?”
“I’m sorry.”
“That’s not a reason.”
“My reason is not valid anyway, so there’s no point in telling you.”
“You’re still a bastard, you know?”
“And you’re still ignorant.” They shared a comfortable laugh and a brief hug.
“Okay, now I’m really gonna kick your ass if you’re not telling me what I am doing here.”
“Fine. You’re here because we’re finally assembling our troops to invade the earth.”
“Dammit, Seung.” There was a smile on his face though.
“Haha. Dang, Ji. I never thought it would be this hard.”
“Wait. What was that again? I think I didn’t catch the ‘hard’ part.”
“Uh… so the case was I discovered something about myself, that I’m like you, and-“
“Wait, wait! You’re like me? What?”
“I mean, I’m gay.”
“Oh. And?”
“And I like someone.”
“And?”
“And I like someone.”
“Yeah. You just said that. And?”
“I think I’m falling for him too much.”
“So you like Junhyung so much you can’t handle it. That’s your problem?”
“Yeah-wait. I didn’t say it was Junhyung.”
“Well, who is it then?”
“Junhyung.”
“Yah. Is repeating words your hobby nowadays? Okay, since it seemed so, what was your problem again?”
“I like him too much I can’t handle it.”
“Why? He doesn’t like you?”
“I don’t know.”
“That’s not the answer I wanted to hear.”
“Ugh. It’s making me crazy!” His hands went to his hair.
“You haven’t told him yet, have you?”
“I can’t.”
“Yah! Don’t ‘I can’t, I can’t’ me, okay? How can this make you crazy when you haven’t even confessed yet?!”
“I don’t know! That’s why I’m asking you!”
“Oh God. Just tell him right away! Man, you’re making me crazy, too!” He was in the middle of shaking the other on the shoulders when firm hands removed his from said shoulders.
“What the hell are you doing?”
“Oh hi, Junhyung-shi.”
“Jun.”
“Let’s go.” He then dragged the other by the hand.
“Hey, Seung! You owe me lunch, you bastard! Have fun! Hahaha!”
Some Alley, 1-ish PM
“Okay. Stop.”
“What were you doing with him?”
"I was talking with an old friend.”
“Why weren’t you answering your phone?”
“I left the damned thing at the dorm. Battery’s not working properly.”
“Why did you have to leave at lunch?”
"I have to talk to him immediately. It’s important.”
“So important you can’t even wait for me to get home?”
“Yes. Why? Do you have something important to tell me?”
“Uh, yes. No.”
“Yes or no?”
“No. Yes. I mean. Not before you tell me first why you didn’t tell me you already like someone…” His tone became a little softer.
“What? How much did you hear?!”
“Not much, really. I caught up on the part when you said you’re going crazy.”
“Oh.”
“So?”
“So, what so?”
“Oh, wait. Were you confessing to Jiyong?”
“What?! No!”
“Good.”
“Huh?”
“Who is that person you like?”
“Why?”
“Don’t like her.”
“Him.”
“Him?”
“Him.”
“Oh. Don’t like him.”
“You can’t just tell people not to like others.”
“I can. Don’t like him.”
“Why do you even think I would do what you say?”
“Because I’m selfish, and I want you all to myself.”
“Yeah, you’re selfi-wait. What?!”
“I said I like you, so don’t like him.”
“Y-you like me?”
“I just said that. Don’t like him.”
“That won’t work.”
“Don’t like him. Don’t like him. Don’t like him.”
“Well, what if that person is you? Would you still tell me not to like you?”
“Uhm,” he pondered deep for an answer, “I guess no.”
“Then I won’t.”
“You won’t what?”
“I won’t stop liking you.”
Now, he can’t take his smile off his face.
“We should visit my mom soon.”
Some Dorm, 9-ish PM
“Yah, Yong Junhyung! I almost assembled my troops to form a search party to look for both of you!”
“Shut up, Doojoon.”
“So are you two going out already?”
“Yes.”
“Ugh. Finally.”
“Wait. So I can’t cuddle with Seungie anymore?”
“I’ll just buy you a plushie. You can cuddle it whenever wherever you want.”
“You’re selfish, Jun!”
“I know.”
A/N: I almost titled it: Guess Who’s Saying What. LMAO:))
Genre: Fluff-est
Summary: They like each other. [Summarizing is my waterloo, okay.]
A/N: Crazy, crazy, crazy. I wanted to write angst, so I don’t know what this is, really. I guess it’s just my way of rebelling against mile-long technical paragraphs I’ve been reading recently. Ugh. Forgive me for this.
Some Café, 10-ish AM
“I think Hyunseung’s gay.”
“What?”
“I said I think Hyunseung’s gay.”
“Yeah, I heard you. I mean, why do you look excited?”
“Because,” she looked at him with a mischievous glint in her eyes, “you two will finally hook up.”
“Haha-what?!”
“What what? You like him, don’t you?”
“I do. But he’s not into men.”
“How would you know he’s not into you when you haven’t even tried?”
“I said he’s not into men. Not ‘not into me’!”
“Whatever. Just be sure to make him visit me often when you’re going out already, okay?”
“You’re crazy.”
“You got that from me, you rascal.”
Some Dorm, 12-ish PM
“I missed you!”
“Oh shut up, Seobbie. I just went out for like three hours.”
“You two, come here already. I’m starving.”
“Doojoon hyung, where’s Hyunseung hyung?”
“Hey Jun, where’s Seung?”
“Why the heck are you asking me? I just got home, remember?”
“Oh.”
“Hey Kikwang, where’s Seung?”
“I cooked him. We’re eating him right now.” That earned him dark looks from everyone.
“Ugh. I don’t wanna eat anymore.”
“I don’t know where he is, okay? I last saw him at the balcony, talking to someone on the phone.”
“Hmm. Who might that be?”
"His boss probably. They’re finally assembling their troops to invade the ear-ack!” Someone shoved cabbage leaves into his mouth.
“Well, he’s not answering my calls now. Where do you think he went, Jun?”
“I have no idea.” Then he went out after having lunch.
Some Park, 1 PM
“You’re late because?”
“I’m sorry.”
“That’s not a reason.”
“My reason is not valid anyway, so there’s no point in telling you.”
“You’re still a bastard, you know?”
“And you’re still ignorant.” They shared a comfortable laugh and a brief hug.
“Okay, now I’m really gonna kick your ass if you’re not telling me what I am doing here.”
“Fine. You’re here because we’re finally assembling our troops to invade the earth.”
“Dammit, Seung.” There was a smile on his face though.
“Haha. Dang, Ji. I never thought it would be this hard.”
“Wait. What was that again? I think I didn’t catch the ‘hard’ part.”
“Uh… so the case was I discovered something about myself, that I’m like you, and-“
“Wait, wait! You’re like me? What?”
“I mean, I’m gay.”
“Oh. And?”
“And I like someone.”
“And?”
“And I like someone.”
“Yeah. You just said that. And?”
“I think I’m falling for him too much.”
“So you like Junhyung so much you can’t handle it. That’s your problem?”
“Yeah-wait. I didn’t say it was Junhyung.”
“Well, who is it then?”
“Junhyung.”
“Yah. Is repeating words your hobby nowadays? Okay, since it seemed so, what was your problem again?”
“I like him too much I can’t handle it.”
“Why? He doesn’t like you?”
“I don’t know.”
“That’s not the answer I wanted to hear.”
“Ugh. It’s making me crazy!” His hands went to his hair.
“You haven’t told him yet, have you?”
“I can’t.”
“Yah! Don’t ‘I can’t, I can’t’ me, okay? How can this make you crazy when you haven’t even confessed yet?!”
“I don’t know! That’s why I’m asking you!”
“Oh God. Just tell him right away! Man, you’re making me crazy, too!” He was in the middle of shaking the other on the shoulders when firm hands removed his from said shoulders.
“What the hell are you doing?”
“Oh hi, Junhyung-shi.”
“Jun.”
“Let’s go.” He then dragged the other by the hand.
“Hey, Seung! You owe me lunch, you bastard! Have fun! Hahaha!”
Some Alley, 1-ish PM
“Okay. Stop.”
“What were you doing with him?”
"I was talking with an old friend.”
“Why weren’t you answering your phone?”
“I left the damned thing at the dorm. Battery’s not working properly.”
“Why did you have to leave at lunch?”
"I have to talk to him immediately. It’s important.”
“So important you can’t even wait for me to get home?”
“Yes. Why? Do you have something important to tell me?”
“Uh, yes. No.”
“Yes or no?”
“No. Yes. I mean. Not before you tell me first why you didn’t tell me you already like someone…” His tone became a little softer.
“What? How much did you hear?!”
“Not much, really. I caught up on the part when you said you’re going crazy.”
“Oh.”
“So?”
“So, what so?”
“Oh, wait. Were you confessing to Jiyong?”
“What?! No!”
“Good.”
“Huh?”
“Who is that person you like?”
“Why?”
“Don’t like her.”
“Him.”
“Him?”
“Him.”
“Oh. Don’t like him.”
“You can’t just tell people not to like others.”
“I can. Don’t like him.”
“Why do you even think I would do what you say?”
“Because I’m selfish, and I want you all to myself.”
“Yeah, you’re selfi-wait. What?!”
“I said I like you, so don’t like him.”
“Y-you like me?”
“I just said that. Don’t like him.”
“That won’t work.”
“Don’t like him. Don’t like him. Don’t like him.”
“Well, what if that person is you? Would you still tell me not to like you?”
“Uhm,” he pondered deep for an answer, “I guess no.”
“Then I won’t.”
“You won’t what?”
“I won’t stop liking you.”
Now, he can’t take his smile off his face.
“We should visit my mom soon.”
Some Dorm, 9-ish PM
“Yah, Yong Junhyung! I almost assembled my troops to form a search party to look for both of you!”
“Shut up, Doojoon.”
“So are you two going out already?”
“Yes.”
“Ugh. Finally.”
“Wait. So I can’t cuddle with Seungie anymore?”
“I’ll just buy you a plushie. You can cuddle it whenever wherever you want.”
“You’re selfish, Jun!”
“I know.”
A/N: I almost titled it: Guess Who’s Saying What. LMAO:))