Old people suck.
Oh god damnit.
I went out this morning to go fill up Kank's daewoo before school, right? And wouldn't you believe it, I forgot to kick in the parking break and I guess sometime last night it rolled itself all the way down the road from my house and right into crazy old coot Chiyo's front yard.
Yeah. Exactly what I was thinking.
Long and very traumatizing story short, I couldn't fuckin' get it out, and believe me, I tried. The old bat almost got me and I swear to god it was like some horrible reinactment of Kujo or some shit. Only the windows wouldn't even roll half way up and I was stuck in the backseat crying and screaming hysterically while she kept jabbing me with the toilet scrubber.
Nugh.. what the hell am I gunna do?
I went out this morning to go fill up Kank's daewoo before school, right? And wouldn't you believe it, I forgot to kick in the parking break and I guess sometime last night it rolled itself all the way down the road from my house and right into crazy old coot Chiyo's front yard.
Yeah. Exactly what I was thinking.
Long and very traumatizing story short, I couldn't fuckin' get it out, and believe me, I tried. The old bat almost got me and I swear to god it was like some horrible reinactment of Kujo or some shit. Only the windows wouldn't even roll half way up and I was stuck in the backseat crying and screaming hysterically while she kept jabbing me with the toilet scrubber.
Nugh.. what the hell am I gunna do?