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001- Wrong place, worst time, in-fucking-deed.

Feb 27, 2011 12:50

[At first when the feed comes on, it's to a lot of dramatic sighing... And some tapping on the PCD, because what the hell is this fuckery. All of this is said in the most congenial tone ever.]

Okay. You got me. I'm in that freaky "Lucifer wins, everyone dies" reality, right? Yeah- saw it, already. Skipped ahead in the history textbook, remember? Don ( Read more... )

[!] tricksters don't get tricked, [!] family matters... no really it does, [!] unimpressed with your fuckery

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[Video] ahandsomedevil March 1 2011, 04:34:46 UTC

Do angels actually have halos? I thought that was an artistic flair the Masters tossed into their paintings to make it clear which were angels. Just in case the lily white ultra-feminine subjects weren't obvious enough.

[Video] checkoutpandora March 1 2011, 04:36:24 UTC

Congratulations. When it comes to missing the point, you just hit the jackpot.

[Video] ahandsomedevil March 1 2011, 04:39:51 UTC

Hooray, my luck is changing!

Back to my original point.... You're a bit human for an angel, aren't you? And I mean that in the best possible way. I prefer sarcasm to self-righteousness any day.

[Video] checkoutpandora March 1 2011, 04:50:48 UTC

I failed Self-Righteousness 101 in school.

[Video] ahandsomedevil March 1 2011, 04:52:33 UTC

How'd you do on Avoiding the Seven Deadly Sins?

[Video] checkoutpandora March 1 2011, 05:14:14 UTC

Why don't we just say I flunked outta Heaven completely and leave it at that, huh?

[Video] ahandsomedevil March 1 2011, 05:15:57 UTC

Well, welcome to...here, then. Drinks are on the house.

[Video] checkoutpandora March 1 2011, 05:17:10 UTC

That makes you the best member of the welcoming committee I've got so far.

[Video] ahandsomedevil March 1 2011, 05:19:00 UTC

[He laughs] Everyone's asking you to kill the Devil, I'd say I was a shue-in just for being the one not to.

I'm Horst Cabal, by the way.

[Video] checkoutpandora March 1 2011, 08:20:01 UTC

Considering I just left a guy who was giving me that song and dance, yeah. One guy in the world who doesn't give a shit if Lucy walks or gets the bad end of The Green Mile.

Gabriel. Nice to meetcha.

[Video] ahandsomedevil March 1 2011, 13:59:17 UTC

[What the hell is a green mile? Horst has no idea, but this is sort of like when he was first learning English. He doesn't have to understand ALL the words, right?]

Don't get me wrong, I would much rather not die or see fire and brimstone rained down upon my metaphorical fields. But if you aren't worried, I see no reason to panic.

--One question though, does he get angry if you call him that? I always assumed he would be very touchy, what with that mythical pride and all.

[Video] checkoutpandora March 1 2011, 20:43:35 UTC

Pretty sure if anyone who wasn't me called him that, he'd rip their face off. But I'm special.

[Video] ahandsomedevil March 5 2011, 00:40:31 UTC

Oh yes? Not just that he's family, is it? My brother would shoot me in the head if I called him something smart like that.

[Video] checkoutpandora March 6 2011, 01:05:19 UTC

When you're from a family with a 100,000,000 kids, certain siblings just mean a little more to you.

[Video] ahandsomedevil March 6 2011, 04:01:25 UTC

...Ouch. What a joyous occasion supper must have been.

[Video] checkoutpandora March 6 2011, 08:32:29 UTC

Let's just say Sunday dinner was kind of a big deal in the good old days.

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