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[checkoutpandora]

[As the PCD comes on, Gabriel massages his forehead with the exasperation of someone whose limitless patience got used up ages ago. He has a whiskey decantur in front of him. He also has the remains of at least ten dead soldier Sweet 'n' Low packets.

....It's best not to imagine where said sweetener met its end. Suffice to say, no one besides

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[mister_hatter]

I've been out of touch this time around. Abductions, apparently?

[painhumbles]

And brainwashing. Always a fan favorite.

[mister_hatter]

I love brainwashing!

[painhumbles]

...Why don't I believe for a second that was sarcasm?

[mister_hatter]

You're too mistrustful.

[painhumbles]

You're BFF with Lucifer. I have good reason.

[mister_hatter]

BFF?

[painhumbles]

Butt-buddies, basically. You're practically weaving friendship bracelets.

[mister_hatter]

-that makes it even less clear.

[painhumbles]

You're close friends with my brother, who is psychotic on his worst days and kinda creepy on his best.

Clear?

[mister_hatter]

And what would it mean if someone were friends with you?

[painhumbles]

That they're an excellent judge of character and are capable of handling heaps of verbal abuse.

[mister_hatter]

Your brother has a wicked sense of humour, and doesn't hit unless provoked. There's a certain rhyme and reason to him.

[painhumbles]

It's that sense of humor that gets him in trouble... Both of us, actually. Touche.

[mister_hatter]

I know. I can see the things you have in common, just as clearly as your differences.

My question is, are you really less quick to anger? Or just more used to being in situations where you might feasibly lose?

[painhumbles]

.....Double touche. And I'm not used to losing. I'm used to not having to get involved