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Jun 09, 2011 15:24

Okay. I knew most of you were idiots from the jump, but really? You're just gonna eat the sheep and shear the sheep and, for all I know, do unspeakable things with the sheep and not even wonder if this could go wrong even a little?

Bravo, gang. If you need me, I'll be over here, mocking your pain when this goes horribly wrong for you.

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[Video] capuletnomore June 9 2011, 21:51:23 UTC

[Have Juliet, looking up from the wool she is sorting.]

What would you suggest we do with the sheep, then? Let them go to waste? That would be foolish of us.

[Video] checkoutpandora June 10 2011, 02:10:51 UTC

No one said that about the zombies!

[Video] capuletnomore June 10 2011, 02:15:48 UTC

Zombies and sheep are two entirely different things. The zombies were an affliction which harmed us. The sheep are a valuable commodity.

[Video] checkoutpandora June 10 2011, 02:24:07 UTC

This is so not what Skittles meant they told us to taste the rainbow.

[Video] capuletnomore June 10 2011, 02:27:07 UTC

I know not this Skittles person, but I do not think he or she would begrudge us mutton and wool.

[Yeah, Juliet and modern pop culture don't know each other at all.]

[Video] checkoutpandora June 10 2011, 02:34:21 UTC

[Resisting urge to headwall] Okay. So by your logic, just because the sheep are useful and aren't threatening you now, it's okay to just eat them?

[Video] capuletnomore June 10 2011, 02:39:46 UTC

Sheep have always been used for food and clothing. Men have tended herds of sheep for ages. Resources here are limited, so where is the issue?

And I have not needlessly slaughtered the sheep, unlike some. Mostly, my family has sheared them for wool, that we may spin yarn and thread and have warm blankets come winter, and clothing that is more suitable than what is found in the indoor market.

[Video] checkoutpandora June 10 2011, 02:46:52 UTC

And people used to ritually sacrifice them to me in my name- I know what a sheep is. But were any of those sheep tie-dyed and sent by your Lesser Gods over the wall? No? Didn't think so.

[Video] capuletnomore June 10 2011, 03:06:05 UTC

[She looks at you with narrowed eyes.]

Why would men sacrifice sheep to you? Are you a pagan god of some sort?

I have but one God. Whatever these Animus may be, they are not Him. But food is food and wool is wool, and in a place like this, only a fool refuses to use what is available to live.

[Video] checkoutpandora June 10 2011, 04:20:58 UTC

Was. It was a phase.

[Video] capuletnomore June 10 2011, 10:20:28 UTC

You are saying that you were once a pagan god, but now are no longer one? Then, forgive my bluntness, please, what are you, good sir? Not a normal man, if that is truly the case.

[And how does one stop being a pagan god?]

[Video] checkoutpandora June 11 2011, 21:54:16 UTC

I'm an angel.

[Video] capuletnomore June 12 2011, 00:38:35 UTC

[Well. She wasn't expecting that.]

An angel? Like Castiel? Another avatar of the Lord trapped in this place....

[Video] checkoutpandora June 12 2011, 04:49:18 UTC

There's five of us. We're kind of a packaged set.

[Video] capuletnomore June 12 2011, 15:05:40 UTC

My goodness. [Five? Well, at least five angels help sway the balance against the Devil.]

Forgive me, but I do feel safer knowing that. Although the Lord must surely miss his trusted children, and you Him.

[Video] checkoutpandora June 14 2011, 03:09:10 UTC

The Lord is a crappy shepherd and we have been in want. [so. bitter.]

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