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[checkoutpandora]

 Okay. I knew most of you were idiots from the jump, but really? You're just gonna eat the sheep and shear the sheep and, for all I know, do unspeakable things with the sheep and not even wonder if this could go wrong even a little?

Bravo, gang. If you need me, I'll be over here, mocking your pain when this goes horribly wrong for you.

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[unreadability]

[She raises an eyebrow. Mostly unimpressed.]

You may have heard of the proverb, 'do not bite the hand that feeds you'.

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[checkoutpandora]

I've also heard of the proverb that a man who's gotten his fill is at his weakest.

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[unreadability]

I can't imagine us being any weaker than placing ourselves in a situation where we shun nutrition and mutual trade.

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[checkoutpandora]

If they were just sheep? Fine. I'd be backing you up. Angels and shepherds guiding their flocks by night and all that crap, but, uh, they're kinda weird, which should make anyone suspicious.

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[unreadability]

Beyond their curious palette, they appear no different from any other farm animal I am acquainted with, and certainly no stranger than the fruit cows one finds at the outskirts of the Safezone.

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[checkoutpandora]

The... What?

[Yeah, he doesn't pay attention. Ever.]

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[unreadability]

[And she now assumes that he must be as daft as the sheep themselves.]

Their colour, Monsieur. Their colour is the only aspect which sets them apart from any sheep you may have previously been presented with.

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[checkoutpandora]

[Almost running over her words.] What the hell is a fruit cow?

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[unreadability]

You have not seen the cows which sometimes graze near the Wall? Their milk holds a note of various fruits.

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[checkoutpandora]

...No. But when the trees start growing cotton candy, call me.

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[unreadability]

A blossoming we shan't experience in the near future. How fortunate for me.

[The edge to her voice could cut through glass.]